Capture the Secret to Immortality
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Captain Goal
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There once was a great adventure. He was on a quest to find the secret to immortality. On his way there, he met many greedy people.....

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1. Don't post twice in a row,
2. The aim of the game is to trap the secret to immortality.
3. Ex: Player 1: I trap the secret to immortality in a box.
Player 2: I steal the box, take the secret of immortality out of it and place it in a safe.
4. Follow the rules
5. Say something like "Now I have the Secret to Immortality!" at the end of your post.
6. Have fun! :D
I trap the secret to immortality in a bale of hay.

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I burn the bale of hay and

I burn the bale of hay and grab the secret to immortality as it is burning. 

After that I get in my yellow submarine and travel across the ocean until I finally spot land. My submarine hits an iceberg as it raises itself up from it's submerged state and it begins to fill with water. A penguin comes to the rescue and saves the entire crew. I than realise I am in Antarctica. The penguins take my crew and myself to their secret city of ice and lock the secret to immortality away in an icy, heat/break-proof safe and appoint me as their leader. We build up an elite penguin superpower and Antarctica is forever known from that point on as PenguinTopia. We build up the biggest superpower in the world and the most elite military on the planet manned, or "penguined" 100% by penguins and led by the submarine crew. We make alien allies that are much more superior in terms of intelligence than the human race and they forever swear to protect our nation of PenguinTopia if ever needed. 
 
That my friends, is how I hold the secret to immortality. 

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Immortality!

I hit you with a pineapple, which K.O.'s you. The aliens and penguins attack my armored vehicle. I let loose my barrage of gunfire and missiles. My vehicle blows up, in a spectacular fire ball, killing the rest Of the aliens and penguins. Now I have the secret of immortality in my secret jet, 65,000 ft in the air.

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then I teliport all the way

then I teliport all the way up to you and i open the secret of 
immortality and became 
immortal!!

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then i joined up with him and

then i joined up with him and he killed me when i shot him 

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Oops

Seems like you left the secret to immortality on the table. I have it now.

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P.S. Make sure you say "Now i have the Secret to Immortality" or something like that at the end of your post.

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ah but that was foolish

the table was an infamous alpacan trick table which took the secret and deposite it on one of my airships. i have so man you will never find the right one. oh and i killed some penguins to.

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So my elite unit of Penguin

So my elite unit of Penguin Navy Walrus's rise to the challenge. The navy walruses are the equivalent to navy SEALS in PenguinTopia. While half of the penguin military on the west coast of PenguinTopia may have been wiped out, that still leaves our inland based units, our penguin navy, our east-coast based units and our elite Navy Walrus's. These Navy Walrus's have already read the secret to immortality and are immortal. Therefore you cannot kill these elite penguins, your only chance of obtaining the secret to immortality, is to execute a brilliant, stealthy plan that involves getting past hundreds of penguin guards. There are guards located all around the east coast PenguinTopia main naval base and hundreds more inside protecting the secret to immortality. There are many submarines and ships surrounding the naval base with a surveylance team acting 24/7 to ensure the safety or the secret to mortality. The airforce is in the air 24/7 topped by many penguin sniper teams surrounding the base in the water camouflaged so well that you have no chance of spotting them without getting in range with sonar which is practically impossible with this elite navy. 

Your mission, is to execute a brilliant, comprehensive and detailed plan to infiltrate the penguin base and sneak out with the secret to immortality!

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I place heaters...

I place giant heaters around PenguinTopia, melting the ice, eventually killing all of your ANTI-arctic army... I steal your yellow submarine and retrieve the Secret of Immortality on the bottom of the ocean... And oh btw, water levels have rose soooo good luck with that...

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Upon leaving with the secret

Upon leaving with the secret to immortality, you realise that I said my penguin army has already read it. Therefore they are immortal. The sinking of PenguinTopia has not killed my army. Upon realisation of the fact that you stole the 30 year old, rusting, un-armed yellow submarine rather than the elite naval submarines manned by the penguins, you attempt to make a get-away before our submarines can come for you. You are too late. The yellow submarine is shot, and is filling up with water. The submarine sinks to the bottom of the ocean and pressure builds up, fast. Eventually the yellow submarine is crushed under the force of the water and the secret to immortality, in it's safe is propelled up to the surface as planned by the emergency Secret to immorality protection system. As a result, my penguin navy quickly retrieves the secret to immortality and resorts to the north pole where they will begin the recovery of their nation. Meanwhile, you lay on the bottom of the ocean awaiting rescue from your almost completely crushed yellow submarine, you are also running out of oxygen, FAST.

While the secret to immortality is safe, things just got a whole lot tougher with PenguinTopia completely wiped out. This my friends, is the second Atlantis event. 
Brace for a rough fight. For we will retain the secret to immortality under our possession. PENGUINS WILL BE DOMINANT!

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:O

I reverse time to where the secret of immortality is in a bale of hay...

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You reverse time. Congrats,

You reverse time. Congrats, time repeats itself.
The same things happen.

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Oh hey sk1l!

Heya Sk1l! pew pew

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>:)

I turn into and enderman then teleport inside of the vault, steal the STI (Secret to immortality),teleport out then tranform into the enderdragon and fly away leaving my enderman army on the ground to fight.
they think i was leaving them there to die so they shoot my wings off (OWW) and i fall to the ground.
So then i transform into Herobrine and scare the f**k out of anything that tries to take the STI or gets in my way.

>:)

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I kill herobrine...hello im a frog, frogs arent scared of herobrine...

anyhow, i take the secret to immortality and burn it to ashes with a spartan laser.

Some things are better left forgotten...

No one has the secret to immortality now...

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Oh rly now...

I capture all of Sk1lz's Arctic friends and torture them until they tell me the code to the secret of immortality. I leave them in my torture room for eternity. I then make a new secret to immortality. I haz it nowz. >:D

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Oh no you don't!

I learn the secret to use internet skillz in real life on my conquest to acquire the secret of Immortality. 

Cut the secret of immortality from Captain Goal's hands, paste it in a folder which I have made invisible (You can make invisible folders, google it). I right click Captain Goal and send him to the recycle bin, where I then empty it. "I must find a way for the next person to have a hard time to find the secret of Immortality, or unable to get it at all" I say. I decide to create fake Secrets of Immortality, copy a lot of them and paste them in individual invisible folders.
I have the REAL Secret of Immortality.

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Game Over

I summon Chuck Norris, he taught the secret of Immortality everything it knows.  And as he built it up, he can tear it down

The secret to immortality is now gone from the universe

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>:D

Chuck Norris taught me the Secret to Immortality in the first place....