just post funny thing that will make people laugh
PLEASE NO RACIST OR OTHER OFFENSIVE JOKES

A man walked into a bar and said ouch.
ok, so basically, what's green and when you press a button red? frog in a blender!
What is the longest word?
What is the longest word?
What is black, white and red all over?
A Panda bear walks into a bar, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the bartender and runs away. The police eventually track the Panda down and say "Why did you do that?", the Panda replies "I'm a Panda, it's what I do, look me up in a dictionary!", the dictionary reads:
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I bet you £30 that if you put a shot glass on the other side of the bar I can pee into it and not spill a single drop, the bartender agrees. Of course the man pees all over the bar, the bartender says "Haha! I win, that'll be £30 please mate!", the man replies "One second, I just made a bet with a man outside that I can pee all over your bar and you would be glad!".
please dont make double posts, and definitely not 5 in a row :(
Photo removed out of chance of offfending people
Is that allowed here? But funny anyways.
can i kill you?
What is yellow, and sits on a fence?
Who makes terrible jokes and unleashes them on an unsuspecting Minecraft community?
You do.






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