I use a diamond detector and steal it then stab you in the face
I use a diamond detector to the find the siamond in the secret place and enter the world series of poker!!! From there the winner shall get the diamond!!! LET THE GAMEEEZ BEGIN!
Mr. Under_Score, epicly destroying hyphens since 934 A.D.
I won the tournament, so the diamond is mine. The diamond game ends, I win...seeing as I win, the diamond loses all personal value to me, and I sell it for millions of dollars and then retire before anyone tries to steal it from me, doing bodily harm to me in the process.
I distract you, snatch the diamond and heat it to over1455 degrees and breaking the carbon bonds, therefore, the diamond no longer exists.
Longcat is Long.
I use my mind-reading powers to win the poker tournament. I then take the diamond to a safe that is bullet proof, fire-retardant, magic proof, and explosion proof. I then put the game on peaceful to protect against the ghasts. I then use my shape-shifting powers to turn into a doucebag, and cause a DD0S attack on MC.net so nobody can get the diamond.
Outwits you using your ex and stealing the diamond then hides
I rewind again! This time, I rewind to just before 5bmark closes the chest and pause. Now I walk over to the chest. I take the diamond and head to my ship. I press play when I reach my ship. I blast off again, going far way, at hyperspeed, to a galaxy similar to this one. with another planet, with weird slime creatures, they can speak ENGLISH! Except that they call diamonds "The Messiah's Stone." So they start worshipping me, and guard me and the diamond for eternity, the guards are slimes that weigh 6 tons.
I go to the very same planet briging back a gold stone infused with bronze and they call it "Epic pwnzorz stone of stuff stuff" They then follow my commands by gaining 15 more tons and dropping all that flab on your stomach. I take the diamond and run off to some weird galaxy that has nothing in it but a planet that has rulers in place of people. The rulers worship me and call me the ruler of all rulers. They then give me everything I need to protect the diamond and then I make the nearest ruler sharpen its hea so any bystanders get stabbed
I disable your forcefield using my mind techniques and take my diamond to New York I go to the top of the statue of liberty and stand on the tip of the torch waiting for you guys. Well I'm there I break the stairs down so no one can get up. It's just me, a diamond and liberty beeyotches!
I smash the f***ing diamond on the floor.
Fail!!!! Diamonds can't shatter!! Anyways, I start to get hungry on the statur of liberty so I have a helicopter air drop me some sun chips and I lie in wait with my sun chips waiting for the next dude to steal my diamond!
After I land on Earth, I just walk over to the Statue of Liberty. Mr. Under_Score's body is engulfed by flames, with specks of electricity flicking him closer and closer to the metal ball I bring along. (Reason his body is in that condition is because of my Anti-Mr. Under_Score Device or the AMD for short.) As he is nearing the edge the flames are growing in intensity, due to being closer to the AMD. He drops the diamond, and I catch it, and blast off to the planet of slimes, the slimes that followed 122ninjas command are being punished by torture the slimes call B8H8, kind of like salt for snails, but it's applied until the slimes are almost dead, and after that, a substance unknown to Earth is called Xleap, and it causes the slimes the heal at a rapid rate, 1 minute and it's done. I place a sign next to the locked indestructible chest that says "Manage to break into this? Then you can have it AND the B1H90 surrounding it." B1H90 is a substance that kills anything and everything instantaneously, at a single TOUCH!
I use my forceps to retreve the diamond and take it to New Vegas in the Mojave Wasteland! (fallout reference) from there I take it to the top of the Lucky 38 Casino where securitrons are guarding every entrance!!! P.S. THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE DIAMOND IS TO USE STUFF FROM THE GAME ONLY!!!
I give diamond to god .End of story .Gf diamond .
EMERGENCY REWIND! Rewind goes 3 posts back. I have it again, also, what the fudge is forceps?!
I was asleep when i woke up on a diamond ouch sharpMy diamond
Benny the pirate rings up ZanDak... "Hey dude, you got my diamond?""Oh yeah," ZanDak says, "It's right here, like, in front of me. Why?""Well, you want to bring it over," Benny asks, "coz, like, I kinda need it right now."ZanDak screws up his face, his ears start spouting smoke. His eyes turn red and he pants heavily, nostrils flaring."Dude?" Benny says warily.ZanDak grows horns and fiery embers engulf him for a three mile radius. He grows pimples and starts to snort to the tune of "I Gotta Feeling"."ZanDak?"The man's veins on his forehead begin to bulge, then every vein on his body begins to bulge, his eyes shoot lasers and his tongue spits venom and he begins to think like he might just pass out."Sure! Just ask anytime! I'd be honoured!" Zandak says, smiling happily, and then driving over to Benny's house and giving him the diamond with a wink. After Zandak drove off, Benny disguised it as one of his teeth and then pressed his lips FIRMLY SHUT.Firmly shut, people. Do I have to tell you?
I use a turkey leg a pirates only weakness to get Benny to open his craw I than snatch the diamond and take it to MT. RUSHMORE!!! I am hiding in LIncoln's Nose and if any government dudes see you they'll kick you out of the country FO REELZ!
you can take your diamond and SHOVE IT!!-Toxiktoe Caprio
Toxiktoe Origin: Warrock username my awesome friend Hayward suggested caught on and it has been my favorite username ever since. Haters gonna hate man...
All mah skins are right here
I work for Fbi and go and throw u off mt rushmore and then take diamond and kick u out of U.S.A
Then I eat the diamond and give myself aids (not trying to be mean its a joke) and hide in bomb shelter
I nuke your ass an go in with all the worst evil people and we run in all guns blazing but then justin Bever comes in and bursts Epicman0 eardrum
Then we fly anyone how comes to steal the diamond and we use halo's ships to fly you far far away where no computer geeks can find you and we leave justin bever there to kill you by singing Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I take teh diamondz, and craft it into a trophyz. Then i lookz at 1tz.
takes the trophy and puts it 4 miles into the dirt buries it and then places an elephant where the hole was
I'm Too Epic For Life I'm The God Of Pwnage!
for some reason the diamond goes in a bystanders hand, he throws it in the air, and runs like hell.
Sends an elite squad of mongooses armed with pencils to attack the World Series Poker event. The mongooses take plenty of the chips and cash them in Las Vegas. Along the way they drop off the diamond at Area 51 for secret usage.
Something is supposed to be here....I am not really "Jocas" I am actually JoshuaZY
I simpley use my super sneaky skills take the diamond get the money for it and use that money to bye a golden house, a 1972 ford mustang, a shotugn(for teh luls) and then suddenly women surround my house beautiful beautiful women. then I invite all you guys t a diamond party where everyone gets 2 diamonds that can power cities! I then bye all of you Islands and give you plenty of the necessary equipment to create cities for yourselves and women of your choice but none of mine!your welcome ;D
This game has made me tired i fall asleep and wake up thinking that i won. So i win to myself......NO ONE can do anything to my dreams period you guys continue fighting. Exclude me.
You never saw me......SWOOSH!!!! I am gone...... wait a second if i am gone how am I still talking to you.... I have already said too much.....
My remote powers detect d4davo's post as a recording, I use my remote powers to delete it, so it NEVER happened!REMINDER: You cannot make more than one diamond, it ruins the game.I pause the world, then walk into Area 51, and I take the diamond (trophy?) and blast off to the slime planet again, hide it the exact same way, and use my remote settings powers to require everything to be REASONABLE!Nobody can make random crap happen anymore (such as waking up ON the diamond), oh, and nobody has my powers, get your own solution.
i freeze u in time then once again in a large block of ice made from koolaid the pink lemonade kind then i grab the diamond and jump into my creeper powered mine cart and zoom down the railways to my hideaway then i lock the door and fortify it with tnt and lava i win
i shoot the tnt with an explosive arrow blowing up the fort i walk around the lava due to the hole in the wall and take the diamond trophy smelt it back into a regular shaped diamond puts it in a minecart pushes the minecart leading deep into the ocean the underwater cave collapeses and the diamond is well hidden under the wreckage
But i also defrost bnewton to be fair
i formulate an elbrite plan to dig straight down untill i hit the minecart with the diamond but i fall in a lava sea doings so instead i hire 532 creepers to blow up until i find his minecart and i take the diamond and run back to the lava sea i fell in earlier where i built a hidden castle, hide the diamond inside replace the walls with tnt knowing that if i can't have the diamond no one can
Shoots tnt with an explosive arrow again blowing up his castle walls once his walls explode i send in 20 teams of men to find the diamond they found fragments of the full diamond and alex's foot i go home and smelt the diamond back together again and then i dig a hole in the ground 800 miles deep in the mantle of earth place the diamond at the bottom fills hole with obsidian places a block of dirt at the surface of the hole and puts a fake plastic diamond on top of my shelter with tnt surronding it i run away and hide in cave 300 miles away from my base that is hidden under the ocean and if you get to it it will flood in 40 seconds
I Eat a creeper raw and turn into a super regenerating mutant that is made of lead Goes and destroys all of the TNT and watches the fake diamond shatter then take the diamond 4 seconds before im flooded then i eat it and it lodges itself in my stomach and you cannot get it unless you eat me and if you eat me you will die because you cannot eat lead.
Edit: And i die because im flooded but i still manage to make my lips join together by editing my textures so you cannot reach into my mouth and take the diamond. I also seal up my backside.
I like creepers.
I hack angry's computer to turn him inside out so i craft a swimsuit swim down and grab the diamond i swim back up and i split the diamond in 2 and craft a sorwd (still works as 1 it's just thinner) then i start digging straight down for the rest of my life
i trade you the diamond for a cookie :D
I Get A pheonix (misspelled ) to burn darkness and then i take the diamond Put It in an easter egg hide the easter egg in a lead safe put the lead safe 2000 miles into marianas trench in the atlantic ocean after it hits the side of the trench a seamonster eats it and then i use my magical powers to take the seamonster to mars then i dig a 90 mile long trench into the surface i throw the seamonster in it and then i fill the trench with lava put sand on the surface of the trench and then i cover the sand with tnt
I use an anti-bomb suit, bomb explodes but i dont get hit. dig the sand with my diamond shovel deflame the lava with water cut the seamonster open grab the lead safe out of his belly(yuck.) open it with myEven-adminium breakable omega-diamond-gold-iron Version X pickaxe cook the easter egg then i tick it once egg drops out i get the diamond.I see that i already got alots of diamond, so i give it free to the one who posts first to my comment with the word "iwantthediamondasfirstbecauseilikeit" . Dont use the reply button :P
i walk up to him and say iwantthediamondasfirstbecauseilikeit even though the cheated
I shoot alex and then i take the diamond again dig down into the ocean 7000 miles down in the core of earth create a glass base i then put the diamond in a adminium safe with 2 other fake diamonds worth the same amout as the diamond and then i fill my base with tnt and if the tnt explodes the base breaks flooding it with lava and preesure that would etheir burn you to death or break you like a tincan being smashed and then i go to the surface of earth and put lava over the entrance made of gold and adminium build a small wooden house ove r the entrance and then i turn that house into a castle i fill the castle with lava then i leave flying away on my pheonix
i use a teleportation device to telport the diamond right to my hand then i build a casle in the sky with a securaty sistem witch the stairs get filled with sand as any one comes up and the diamond is hiden with hundreds of others fake diamonds with a lava security scistem
I use the Kishin's madness (Soul Eater is a pretty badass manga, yo.) to trick Minic111 into thinking he's fortifying the diamond's defenses, when really he's removing it from its hiding place. He then teleports to me, and attempts to kill me. He thinks he is attacking me with a large, flaming sword, but in reality he is handing the diamond over to me. I proceed to snap his neck and take solace in a faraway cave, protecting myself with the madness wavelength, anyone who enters my cave has horrific, maddening hallucinations that often make you think you're doing something you're blatantly not.
It's high time I took action.I fast-forward time, wait until somebody runs past me unwittingly, pause, and take the diamond, then, I change the channel (this is effectively going to an alternate dimension.)I pause this new "channel" and delete the old channel from the list of channels I allow, which causes everybody to get pushed into other channels.None of us are on earth anymore.We're not in Kansas anymore...
EDIT: You HAVE to post how you got into the channel I am on, you don't just MAGICALLY get the diamond on your own channel, also, everybody is isolated from one another until they enter mine.
as you change the chanel, I apear in there, I hipnotize you to give me the Diamond, but still you resist... then i punch you as hard as I can and just take Diamond from youre warm hand, in your other hand is 'Remote of The Chanels'(!) I take that too and use it to give the diamont to Master Chief lying to him that in the chip, that just looks like a diamond is Cortana.
i get stuck on a futureshop commercial so i run in and grab a universal remote so i can enter the other channel i pause master chief (tm) and steal the diamond then i hit the off button making everything in the universe disappear... I WIN!
i hit the power button on the front of the tv turning the universe backon. then i hack a surfboard and go channel surfing. i find alexghernext to master chief, since he did not move before turning the universe off, hit him with my surfboard, and steal the diamond. i continue off in a random direction to hide on my surfboard in the open seas.
note: water, so master chief has drowned and the remote and any other electronics have water damage and are no longer operable.
Two camels in a tiny car!
you argument is invalid, i win