Kick you in the chest and steal dimondhide in pocket
Mr.Owl, how many skins does it take to become internet famous?1...2...3...*breaks skins maker*The world may never know.
I get invincebilty and go throught the creepers punch you and sweep you of you feet put my clothes on you and the creepers explode on you
there never was a diamond.
no, you dont win, i take the diamond and send it to afghanistan!! haha there u cannot get it muhahahahahA!!!
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i didnt look on the right page... FAIL!! XD
Yellow. Ha! You were distracted and now it's my diamond.
I find the diamond by natural impulse, take it, run for it, and NUKE THE AREA!!! FTFW!
Also, i'll go Ichigo on you, and you dont want that to happen.
lol is this still goin from last year well anyway i clone 10000000000000000000000 chuck norris combine their dna with aliens then i nock u out then take the diamond then i go to a diffrent univeruse and then my chuck norris guard it ha i win
No one realized that the diamond was fake the whole time. I took it before anyone else could and took it to the bottom of an infinite bottomless hole and went through a portal to anouther dimension and destroyed the portal after me. I then enslaved the entire population and trained them as super hulk warriors that kill anyone and anything that enters their dimension ever and hid the diamond on a planet made of diamonds in a galaxy made of diamonds surrounded by an indestructable invincible shield that blocks teleporting, time, travel and portals. I then scrambled time so that no matter what time you go their the whole galaxy doesnt exist.
Well, people what you all fail to realize is one simple thing: The diamond is metaphorical. The diamond is just Notch himself, the real diamond of Minecraft. And when we do anything that involves Minecraft in any way, we get part of Notch. But then we give up what we have when we stop. So you see, wee all have the diamond, it's just a matter of when. And the only one who can claim the diamond forever is Notch himself. We just have to live our lives knowing that tomorrow we will get up , and have some of that diamond.
I destroy every spec of nothing, creating a black hole. After billions of years a diamond forms, I take it, and I slice it in half, a few billion years later the two halfs become whole diamonds. I give one to NinjaMiniMan. We both win. I don't care what you say.
don't click this link...
Yes, but i dissconnect, then reconnect after you destroyed everything and steal a tiny piece of idamond which in time grows into a diamond, So i win too!
We already won. Your point is invalid.
I find the secret place and then i take the diamond to the universe and send it up to god who then pus it in his pocket thus making the dimond holy and its impossible to getb XD
I pray to god and promise I'll send the diamond to the poor. diamond falls out of the sky and I give it to the poor and I go over to the place they send it to and use awesome epic power to split it so all poor people can have a bit of it. then I build houses and give them all iron tools and 64 trees so they can do wat they want and keep their shards safe. IWIN!!!!1!111!
Are you reading this, some random person out there? Well I don't know why you are. So here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
I use Mod powers, steal teh diamond, and lock the thread so nobody else can speak. I win.
I Steal The Diamond From The "Secret Place" And Crush It Into Tiny Pieces It Can Never Be Fixed Again......It Is Gone
I buy a new dimond and lock it in a safe and lock the safe in treasure chest and bury it then i burn the map nd burn all evidence and i kill myself so you can never find it XD
I SEND MY CREEPER ARMY OUT ON A SUICIDE MISSION IF I CANT HAVE THE DIAMOND NO ONE CAN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I make an immensely thick lava trap for your creepers that splits the universe into two halves, with all you guys on one side and me and the diamond on the other. I then search my side of the universe for years until I find the diamond, and I send it to another dimension which no living being can survive 3 seconds in. But before that, I put a tracking chip in the diamond that lets me control it's movements with rockets on the side, and make a self destruct sequence start if anyone or anything besides me touches it.
Im walking by as a pedestrian and look at the war, suddenly i found a glowing stone on the ground, i pick it up, put it in my pocket, and then go home...
I see you walking around acting all suspicious and see a glow comeing from your pocket. I then follow you to your house, knock you out and take the diamond. Then i take it to the bank and cash it in for money $$.
We are all weird, in our own weird way! -General Sarbina-
i piggy back xXemsownsXx into his secret place jump off him and hide in the corner place a locked chest put the diamond in it climb in with my diamond sword and torch then close the chest.
And uhh I WIN!!!!!!!i!
That makes no sense from what i just posted.
As an innocent bystander minding my own business, i file a complaint to God who says,"Stop!". Then he resets the game and puts the diamond on the ground. I then pick it up and give it to nagashi and run away.
After remembering what happened last time nagashi had the diamond, he drops it on the ground for someone else to pick up.
I walk up to the game. See the diamond. Try to burn it. Herobrine comes. I leave. :O
Me and Herobrine come to the diamond and pick it up.--1st mistake--Trusting Herobrine--2nd mistake--not taking the diamond to my castle where it is safeTo make a long story short, Herobrine has the diamond, i have a boot print on my face and bruises and scratches every where causing me pain.
Most of these comments are replies from previous comments or comments about previous comments making this game hard to follow.
I like pigmen.
hey, now uplusion23 has the diamond because he posted a random comment . =)
None of this makes sense because the diamond was in ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE NO LIVING THING CAN EXIST!
i asked God to give me the diamond. He replied,"Why should I? all you people are going to do is fight over it.". So then he took the diamond and put it in a safe that only HE can get to. not even Jesus or angels can get to it. OR Chuck Norris. So, I guess God wins.
No one ever called no backsies....
I Use A Spy Squirrel To Find The Diamond And Then I Squish 1000000 Tons On Top Of The Diamond U Can't Lift It, I Win!
I build an Imperial Avenger Cannon and go 26T on your weight, then I blow the weight up and stael the diamond. Then, i do an odd thing with it.....
"Make do with what you can't do and do what you can do with what you do."
I put my hand in your pocket look at you in the face and take the diamond then walk away
i rise out of some lava, i check up on the diamond and falcon punch you and you fall into the lava and the diamond flies out of your hands...."foolish fool"i fly to the batmobile and flip it. then i throw it at peoplethen i fall asleep wiwth the diamond
I get a pet wolf and hit u then he attacks u! Then I take it to single player where no one else can go!
Then I find the diamond and run to my rocket ship that takes me to the end of the universe, where no one can find me.
I have a sixth sense that notifies me my diamond is gone and I go to where it is and follow your footprints to where the rocket is. Then I use a portal gun mod, put down a portal and hitch a ride just before it takes off! I take my wolf and sic him on you! Then I put the other portal down and go through it! Then I destroy the portals. I then put it inside my secret room inside my secret underground fortress!
*makes a jukebox so the diamond cant be obtained again!*
You never had it in the first place. How do you make a jukebox?
then i come out of my many month coma and just so happen to stumble upon the secret place. but then i trip in to some lava and the diamond burns with me.
do a barrel roll
I gain a mod that changes the power of tnt so that it can blow up obsidian and blow it up. Then I find the diamond in the lava and hide it inside a ... I can't tell you!