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takes the diamond. game over
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you sold it to me i move to a sky house protected by tnt mines and pit fall and make it invisable to others and i get the diamon the end
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You know how it goes...
I appear from a parallel dimension.
<insert portal-related stuff here>.
I then give the diamond back to the clone on the pedestal and hop back into nothingness.
Problem solved
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I get the diamond and take it to my server and close it.
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I use stealth (and a giant-mutant-zombie chicken) to get into your house, reboot your server, and next thing I know...
NOOOOOOO!!!
The diamond has been ninja'd already...
I go back to the pedestal empty handed to find that my clone had hired the ninja to steal the diamond and get it back to the pedastal.
Problem solved by the D.P.A.
P.S: The giant-mutant-zombie chicken made a huge hole in your house (I made it)...
...and then ate your house...
...I'm sorry, but they are hard to control...
(It was left at your house alone for a while, that might be the cause)
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I AM the ninja. I use ninjutsu to run away and hide in an alternate dimension created with my powers, and make multiple diamonds by transforming water. They are exactly the same and it is hard to find which one is the real diamond.
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rules broken delete this post mods
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Fine... =/
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i kill you all with my mini gun and take it and put it on display
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I defence myself with a shield, take the diamond, and use a time teleporter to travel back in time. I give the diamond to my past self to cause an time paradox. What actually is happening then.
i grab diamond-go to past(10s ago)past-self grabs diamond from sith, after that ,i give the other diamond to him, he travels back in time, and here comes the paradox. He goes to past(10s ago)past past-self grabs diamond from sith, after that ,past-self gives the other diamond to him, he travels back in time, and he gets to past(10s ago)past past past-self grabs diamond from sith, after that ,past past-self gives the other diamond to him, he travels back in time, and he goes...................in an infinite loop.
Lots of diamonds are created using a paradox.
I use my time machine to go to past past past past past past past past past........ to see my past past past past past.................past past past self. I call him not to use time machine, grab all diamonds again, return to present, and give all diamonds away to all users.
*puts his trollface on*
PROBLEM, NAGASHI?
(by the way, that counts still as 1 diamond, no matter how you look, it are the same diamonds, but they all are from an other time! :P)
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I literally throw a clock in the works, thus creating a time/space anomaly in your temporal paradox (thats right, there is a paradox in your paradox).
I then go hide back in my alternate universe while our universe starts to disintigrate into nothingness.
Meanwhile, the universe self-deleting itself causes the great Server-In-The-Sky (SITS) to engage it's preservation matrix. This forces SITS to run the reboot program, therefore restarting SITS using the backup drive.
Unfortunately, the last backup was created before a large amout of the action happened, thus the diamond is still with one of my clones on the pedestal and I have regained many of the expended clones.
I then pop back out of my alternate universe, and change the present (used to be the past, untill SITS rebooted) so the same series of events don't repeat.
How, you ask? By buying an ice-cream (and surronding the pedestal with over 9000 different auto-turrets (over 9000 of each different auto-turret), but that's not the point).
I also force SITS to run the update program. SITS then intstalls a patch I created, stopping such a paradox from ever occurring again.
Problem solved by the D.P.A.
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I detonate the tnt, jump off into a pool of water, and the diamond falls to me, where i hide it up somebodies stockings :D
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I send Santa Claws to kill anybody who doesnt give him their stocking
And somebody called lvl90001000 hid it up his nose. I take it away from him and he cries. I tie him up and he cannot participate in this stealing contest anymore
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Passes a hidden grenade to KillerChris disguised as a cake... Grabs diamond and runs away screaming,"THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
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i know that kid!!!
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I use my awesome stealing power and take rudolph. Santa runs after him and i go away. I slap the diamond out of
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I send a minja (midget ninja) to pull the diamond out of your intestinal tract and then proceed to put it on display were everyone can see it. Nobody can steal it because everybody else can see them and take it from them.
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But you've underestimated my people one of my agents bumps into the case spilling the diamond into your lap all witnesses lunge for the diamon. Mortally injuring you in the process. Amidst the confusion My hired spy-mouse steals the diamond.
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I steal the diamond from the spy by sniping him take the diamond the blow it up with 1000 pounds of tnt :P
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Oh, but this diamond is undestroyable, so i take the diamond as you walk away from the tnt crater to the void :) I then proceed to hide MY diamond on a good server, where it is hidden ontop of my bookshelf. (I really did do this XD )
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takes the diamond off the bookcase and runs away.
Then, i looked into my pocket, and saw that the diamond was gone... A creeper had it.
He said he will give me the diamond for TNT. i got to a zombie and he said that he will give me the TNT for brains. I got to a skeleton, and he said that he will give me the brains for a golden chestplate. I got to another player, and he said that he will give me the golden chestplate for the diamond. i said "ooooooooooooooookaaaayyyyyyyyy....... i will have it soon." so he gave me the golden chestplate, i traded that for brains, i traded that for TNT, i traded that for the diamond, which i give to the player.
And that player is the one right below my post!
(lol)
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i kill you, so.....,
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I used the Necrocraft-mod to summon "HIM" (also known as Herobrine) by using ten diamonds. I also summon 300 undead Spartan soldier and the dead father of Chuck Norris (which is ,of course, god). I attack you with my robot unicorns and steal the diamond. ANd all my creatures will guard me and my diamond!
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the onnly rule was that there was only one diamond in the game(-1) and i lent notch, and as you know he's the creater of minecraft, and so he's invunrable in minecraft, so, you die and all of your creatures too, because ther's no'one stronger in minecraft than notch himself
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As you can see me and notch go way back (i wish). I asked Notch if i could have the diamond, and he said SURE! (cause he already has loads of them). Then i take the diamond to the netherlands where angry rabbits find me and throw me into the lava. The rabbits now have the diamond.. They are indestructable. and there only weakness is.... GIANT CARROTS!!
LOLZ..
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i go to the rabbits and traid them 90000000000000000000 giant carrots for the diamond. then i hide the diamond in my underware
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I jizz in ure face so hard it blinds you then i snatch the diamond and go to a differant unknown server MUHUHUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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I use my magic unkown server- finding program to find your so-called "unknowwn" server. I steal the diaomond from your perverted self and run off to another galaxy on my planet named Planet Pwned which is surrounded by white holes so that if you try to get near, you will be pushed farther and farther away into infinity. I put the diamond in the nether under several tons of lava. I'm the only one who knows where it is hidden in the nether.
It's a G-natural tubas!!! Not G-flat!!!
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I build a transporter that transports the diamond to me
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I simply take the diamond. And punch anyone near me in the face-- oops, sorry mom :(
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I am Chuck Norris
*Chuck Plays Poker*
*strikes up a conversation*
"Look at your diamond , now back at mine (holds up ace of diamonds) now back to yours now back to mine, sadly your diamond is not my diamond but a shell of what your diamond could be...which is mine. Now look back at your diamond whats that? its gone. It's in my hands, now look where you are your surrounded by creepers. Since I am Chuck Norris they ignore me and go for you. Open your eyes your on the beach, this post is now DIAMONDS! I will give you each a diamond
(breaks the diamond into a million pieces and shares with everyone) EVERYONE WINS!
"Thank you Chuck, that was getting out of hand."
to which Chuck replies "No problem God, glad to help just call me next time BEFORE they get to the pokergame."
God and Chuck laugh heartily, while they walk towards the sunset.
the end.
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too easy.. i build a time machine to go in to the past way before all this happened to the beginning(first post).... -takes diamond-
holds in hand and ..the next section has been classified so you can't get the diamond from me!!!! I win!!!
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Chuck Norris with God automatically cancel out all electronic devices, because they're so awesome they create a magnetic field crippling all technology. no matter what....
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Why would God team up with Chuck anyway? He sucks!
It's a G-natural tubas!!! Not G-flat!!!
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BLASPHEMY YOU DON"T SPEAK ABOUT CHUCK THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Me, being so pissed about losing the diamond, create a mechanical, not electrical time machine/alternate dimension go-to'er. I first go back in time to before the poker game to when I had it. I steal it from myself, and run off to Australia, because the Coreolous effect keeps everyone from the southern part of the equator. I keep the diamond in a box that was always there for ever and ever and is invincible to time machine theivery.
It's a G-natural tubas!!! Not G-flat!!!
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and in the End you realize that the diamond that all of you had was FAKE, i had the real one all along. and i win
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bu then there was a creeper behind you, BOOM, and i take the diamond once again
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I grab the diamond using my excellent thieving skills, at the same time stealing a time machine from some insanely smart bum I met on the street. I then use the time machine to take the diamond with me back to the beggining of this thread, however since traveling back in time created two diamonds (which is impossible due to the unbreakable rule) the quantum forces send me to an alternate universe where the diamond never existed. The only way to get here would be to bring the diamond back in time but since takeing a diamond with yoou would cause two diamonds again you cannot travel to this dimension.
Mwuhahahahahahaaaaa...
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I use the same time machine BUT THIS TIME i go back to the year you were born and KILL YOU "MUAHAHAH" and get back (AND GO TO daniellinye and steal the diamond from him :P AND use the time machine to go forward 1000000 to the future and destroy the time machine there so you never got to the endless dimension and daniellinye never stole the diamond and no one can get to me so.... "I WIN..." :D :D :D
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I create a paxadox in your paradox, creating another paradox that is of such magnetude that it is not covered but the patch I installed on SITS (look back to my last post).
blah blah blah Universe gets destroyed blah blah blah SITS rebooted blah blah blah last backup before most of the action blah blah blah My clone still has diamond, and is surrounded by turrets blah blah blah change course of history by buying another ice cream and more turrets blah blah blah add another patch to SITS blah blah blah
Problem solved by the D.P.A.
(If you want to know what happened in more detail, it is basically the same as the last post I made. Not totally the same, but basically. (differences stated in this post))
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C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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St00p1d Kusaki, the diamond is...
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAALCONPUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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takes out chuck norris.
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So you lose. All of you. None can win. Chuck norris is master of masters of masters. YOU FAILED>:D
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I use the power of God and all the Greek Gods, and go down to The Void and use God's power to build a insanely small house at the bottom of The Void, and cover up all the evidince, and finally kill all of you, send you to Hades, and makes sure you never get out of the Underworld!!! Oh, and Zeus and Poisidon makes sure you don't go around the world, sky, or water... and Kronos helps too. BEAT DAT!
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Creeper appears -> explodes. Diamond is on the ground. i wont take it, SO HURRY UP.
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but you forgot that there was a joes crab shack in the spaceship and the clone had to go and get a crab pot. Then he died because of Santa Clause.
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