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In this game the objective is to get the diamond by any means necessary.
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thats were i win
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Uses his heartrate monitor to locate iydf. He next GOES FLIPPIN' NINJA and steals teh diamondz. He procedes to go LotR on it......My presous...
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Throws a barrage of pinecones at tOo knocking him unconscious. Takes diamond and hides it in a tree.
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Burns the Tree, Puts the Diamond in a Magic Chest That Can never ever be Broken then Bring a Rule in that we must steal the Chest
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I straight up just take the diamond.
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I cry until you Die, And Eat the Diamond And It Comes out of a dark hole.....
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I dodge your crying therefor you never get the diamond.
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I divide by zero
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No matter your calculations I still have the diamond.
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I troll on your face until you cant take it anymore, you hand me the diamond and i go trollolololing into a meadow....thati is fortified by cows to annoy u to death
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I use my teleke...errrrrrrSTUFFPOWER and make the diamond come to me!
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You fools... You can not beat the powah of teh glass domez
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No, you be the fool. *takes a hammer to the dome*
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Use my epic skillz to steal the diamond from Jocas and replace it with a fake. Eveyone will attack Jocas.
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Ah but scott u underestimate teh raw pawah of te cow they destroy your eardrums in 2 seconds, way too fast for you to kill them
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I snatch the diamond from Scottzar and put it in my trusty missle launcher, and I launch it away far away. Game Over.
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The night before you launched the missle, I adjusted the angle and trajectory of the missle launcher and sent it back into my tree house. (the windows broken but what the heck)
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I take the diamond and use your tree to craft a diamond shovel with which I beat you over the head with
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well i'll just take the diamond and become invincible and invisible (diamond also becomes invisible) and take it to my invisible hideout where i'll dig an invisible tunnel and put it in an invisible/indestructible chest and i come back up to the surface so you think its in my pocket -_- btw its ninja proof
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Arrr, tis' not pirate proof, gar! Me use my in'incibility compass t' find you in'isible hideout and climb through the in'isible tunnel t' find your in'isible chest. Me can't destroy the indestructable chest, so I just open it, and then come back t' the surface so you think tis' in my pocket. When it is.
"Arrrr me hearty!" Me cry, as Me plonk the diamond under my mattress, and sleep on it. And as e'eryone knows... you can't get a sleepin' pirate off his booty :3
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I take your matress out from under you while yer sleeping and i snatch the diamond than run to my secret box stashed in a large forest of other boxes of the same size WHO HAZ TRICKERY NOW EHHHH????!
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Uses a trained squirrel to locate the correct box and effortlessly locates the diamond. I tell the squirrel to take the diamond far far away. No idea where, just not here.
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Benny the pirate woke up with a fright. He had just had a horrible nightmare that someone had stolen-
He checked under his pillow. No diamond. No... Diamond!? He let out a violent howl. "I must find me diamond!" he cried.
He followed a man's steps to a forest with many boxes of the same size. Benny searched through the boxes day and night, through Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring... and in the following Summer, in the last box he checked, he found his beloved diamond! "Arrrr me hearty!" he said, building a 50x50x50 sphere out of TNT and stationing 50 guards at the entrance and an emergency ejector seat, placing the diamond in a platinum box strapped to the side of his warm belly, and implanting a chip inside the diamond to locate its whereabouts if'n he lost his baby again!
And he waited. Because he had no life. Because sadly, diamond WAS his life.
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The great explorer Mr. Under_Score gets a team of foreign explorers with ships to sail across the oceans day after day. On the ships are 362,582 fake diamonds, 800,000 lbs of gold and tons of spices and tabacco! Benny The Pirate couldn't resist! He and his guards changed into pirate clothes and than benny took the dynamite and made a dynamite cannon to launch at the ships while the armies were battling Mr. Under_Score, as crafty and handsome as he is, snatched the diamond and flew to Tokyo on his flying Porcupine, Greg, and ran through the streets and side streets with the diamond. He finally stopped in a poor area and when into a shack he said the words: Looc Mi (Im cool backwards) and the floor fell 2 stories into a contained room. from there he got into a rocket that was stationed in the room and shot out into space startling the many asians on the street. while flying he steered towards mars and landed in a crater from there he buried the diamond and than stationed large aliens taht were like bipedal green elephants with sharp teeth to guard the diamond NO ONE SHALL EVAR FIND MI AWSUM JEM!!!
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Arrr, benny the Pirate went t' uni'ersity and got his degree. Then he became an astronaut and the first man t' enter a black hole and li'e. The black hole propelled him forward in time t' 3000 A.d., t' a galaxy far far away (earth got too hot :P) whar he li'ed for 20 years and learnt the language and became part o' ad'anced society. Due t' his thorough knowledge o' past times, he con'inced the colony t' send him in a time machine back t' present time, except on location Mars, at the exact co-ordinates o' whar the diamond lay. Upon stealin' the diamond, he was transported back t' 2400 A.d. and they placed the diamond in an ad'anced lock with nanotechnology that was like "wow", because the diamond was a precious artifact o' Earth that once was, and their prized possession. And they appointed Benny the Pirate t' be curator o' the Diamond Museum, which was on his own spaceship that he could direct as he pleased.
Benny was a happy pirate :) Aye.
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I blew up yer scurvy spaceship and launched the diamond back to earth it hit it an somehow it was going so fast it went back in time to the Greek Ages i was than taken by the Minotaur to his labyrinth thus hiding the diamond in the maze of tunnels HAHAHAH!
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Lol, I just keep my right hand against the wall and follow it until I find the diamond, then I follow the wall back out and store it in a chest in my meme-fortress, and issue weegee along with malleo and the others, king leonidas, peppy, doctor octagonapus, lolwut and all of the rest of the most dangerous and powerfull memes to guard it. But most of all, I set captain falcon as the co-captain of this elite guard and as captain I put... wait for it... CHUCK NORRIS!!! Ha! Try and get past that!!!
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Wall follower, I choose you!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maze_solving_algorithm#Wall_follower
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EDIT: Oh yeah, and thus I get the diamond and take it away and hide inside a box made of steel. Then I put that box into a box made of platinum and then I ship it off to Tanzania for a holiday :)
Then I dig a hole in the ground and put it in and then cover up the hole with dirt. And the rest of the ground is dirt as well :)
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Quiet fool, my comment vetos yours
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Everyone, ignore this guy's comment and treat mine as the proper one instead
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you my friend are a winner
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LOL maybe you can just comment instead of replying :P
Pirate Benny sends his trusty spy to spy on yomojo. He sees yomojo eating his breakfast. Pirate Benny's trusty spy walks up to yomojo and asks him politely to give him the diamond. yomojo says, "No." Trusty spy walks away in a sulk.
Suddenly, trusty spy sees a trap door in the wooden flooring. Where could it possibly lead? He climbs into the trap door, and lands on his chest on the rubbly stone. "Ouch!" says the trusty spy. He gets up and dusts himself off. But what he saw next shocked him.
There was a glitter in the distance, far off in the dark. He tried to walk closer towards it. Inching closer. Closer. Closer. Suddenly, Chuck Norris leaps out of the shroud, emanating light. The trusty spy falls down at the sight of Norris' glory. The trusty spy is floored, and cannot move.
Chuck Norris brings out his BB gun, approaches the man and beckons for the trusty spy's last words, if any. The trusty spy smiles. Chuck Norris is confused. "Why are you smiling?" Chuck says. The trusty spy's suppressed gently turns into a chuckle, then soon escalates into diabolical laughter. "Why are you laughing?" Chuck says. "Nothing is funny? Why are you laughing?" The trusty spy's laughter escalated even more until Chuck's ears began to ring. And then, in a flash of light, the trusty spy revealed his true identity.
"I am your long lost brother, Chuck." said the trusty spy. With that, he issued a solid kick to Chuck's chest, sending him flying through several walls of the building. The structure was starting to crumble down. The trusty spy stood, his glory more resplendent than Chuck's, emanating UV light instead of visible. (:P)
"My name," the trusty spy said, triumphantly grasping the diamond. "is F*** Norris."
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then he took the diamond back to benny the pirate and then benny put the diamond inside a ham and cheese sandwich and ate it. the diamond travelled through his digestive system and got embedded in his appendix. benny continued to go to university in late fall and finally got his degree in palaentology. the trusty spy went and lived a secluded life in the barrens of northen syria. and the ham and cheese sandwich...
was never seen again ...
:P
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Um... Weege? Captain Falcon? Doctor Octagonapus? What about those guys?
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They were killed by the crumbling building!!! Me on the other hand, Mr. Under_Score, makes excellent attempts and college and gets a master's degree in medicine and intestinal tract surgery!! A few days later he gets an urgent call from a man with an accent saying he feels like "scurvy dogs are a rumblin cannons in me belly!" So Mr. Under_Score than waits for the man to come realizing it's BENNY THE PIRATE!!! Benny cannot realize taht is archnemisis Mr. Under_Score is right in front of him! The pain in his stomach is so intense and Mr. Under_Score is wearing a doctor's coat! Mr. Under_Score does surgery and spots a small disterbance in the appendix, he investigates further to find A SLIMMY GLEAMING DIAMOND!!! HE takes the diamond and than gets in his car and drives to the nearest mirror store... HE gathers 3,629 mirrors and constructs a large light reflector he attatches a machine and antennae in the middle and conducts all the light towards it using certain angles!!! the light comes togetehr hit the antanne and then mechanical sounds are heard as pure energy travels to the heart of the machine a small metal rod with a tube is attached to the machine and in front of ir is the...diamond. There's a blinding flash as PURE LIGHT ENERGY OF 3,639 SUNS HITS THE DIAMOND!!! IT INSTANTLY EXPLODES CAUSING IT TO DISENTEGRATE!!! GAME OVERRRRR FOLX!!!!
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(@yomojo: I went thru a trap door remember? Weegee and co. were having tea :P)
When the diamond exploded, 1000 pieces of diamond split to the 4 corners of the globe! (the world was made flat due to the explosion :P) But the 1001st piece of diamond (the most powerful, admittedly) soared over mountains and valleys, over seas and through the skies, over farmlands and scorched deserts, over arctic glaciers and, well- you get the idea. The diamond flew all that way and then- *KAPLONK!*
Benny woke up lying down in a room in the hospital with doctors looking down at him. Some had a look of puzzlement, some disgust, some amusement. It was hard to tell because they had face masks on (:P) "Where am I?" asked Benny the Pirate.
"You're in hospital," the nurses said. "You've suffered a strange kind of injury. You're fine though. Here, look."
A nurse handed him the mirror. Apprehension rose in Benny as he lifted the mirror up to his face. And there, lodged in the pupil of his eye, was the 1001st diamond shard. Brilliant as ever.
"We can't pull it out sorry," a nurse named Jackie said. "Your eye might bleed to death."
"Oh," Benny said, "I was wondering why I couldn't see through one eye."
Over the course of time, Benny made it his mission to collect all the last pieces of the diamond. He searched far and wide, through mountains and valleys, on the seas and in the skies, through farmlands and scorched deserts, over arctic glaciers and, well- you get the idea. It took him nearly 15 years to gather all the 1000 fragments of diamond from the 4 corners of the globe. When he had had them all together, he didn't know what to do. Until he got an idea.
"Aye, i''e got an idea Gar." Benny said.
So he went and plonked all the 1000 fragments of diamond into a vat of nuclear waste and then pulled the 1001th fragment out of his eye, and his eye bled to death. Since there was a big hole there, he decided to cover his eye with a patch of black cloth. Folks call it an eyepatch now. Pirates do this in remembrance of Benny, the father of their way of life.
When he pulled out the fully formed diamond from the vat of nuclear waste (with a pair of large tongs of course) he went to the jeweller.
"Ahoy, can Me get this made int' a rin'? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!" Benny said.
"Sure you can," said the jeweller, and he made a gold ring and mounted the large jewel on top of it. "That's 120 carrots thanks."
"Aye, oh no," Benny said, "Aye, i'm sure tis' much less than that."
"No," said the jeweller, "120 carrots please."
"Aye, i'd say about 12 karats. Aye, me parrot concurs."
"120."
"12, Aye."
"120."
"Aye, me thought you war a jeweller Gar."
"I am, now give me my 120."
"120 what?"
"120 carrots."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH..."
"What? You stupid or something?"
"Arrr, no, I just get it now. You meant carrot as in the root 'egetable usually orange in colour, which has a crisp texture when fresh. Wharas Me meant carat as in a measure o' purity o' gold alloys. Me see whar the misunderstandin' lies."
"Oh yes. Now where's my carrots?"
"Aye, oh har Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?"
He paid and put the ring on. :)
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Mr. Under_Score than happy in his bunker deicided to leave and go back to the hospital to tell Benny that the diamond was gone! But instead he found no BEnny he asked the nearest doctor and he said he went off to some Nuclear Plant down the road. Mr. Under_Score ran down the street to the plant and all he found was a tipped over gallon of Nuclear Waste! "damn!" Underscore exclaimed. He saw footsteps in the waste leading to a jewelry shop down the street also. He ran to the shop and asked if there had been and Pirates there. The Jeweler said yes with a smile on his face.Underscoree was in sucha rush that he didn't notice what was around him. THE WHWOLE STORE HAD CARROTS EVERYWHERE!!! Underscore slowly walked out as the JEweler laughed maniacly.
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Benny the pirate awoke in the night feeling extreme pain in his hand. He got in his car and rushed to the hospital where he found Underscore once again in a doctors coat so he didnt notice....Dr. Under_Score then did surgery on his hand noticing the diamond ring. he than took it to YELLOW STONE PARK!!! And ran through the forests and hid behind a bush.
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I was cutting down trees in the forest and found Mr. Under_Score hiding behind a bush, but saw the diamond and managed to steal it and run away before Mr.Under_Score noticed.
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I then hid in a secret underground cave made out of adminium. I then make a bunch of iron picks out of the diamond (it is that powerful) and hire workers (that use the iron picks) to mine out iron that I smelt and sell online.
I also decided to hire some bodygurards to protect the diamond (which magically still exists even after I made picks out of it).
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Umm fail? but I kill your guards in my Kick-Ass suite and than I take the diamond to my Korean drug factory and hide it in one of the druggies pants!!!
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I presuade the druggie easily to give me the diamond.
I then take the diamond and throw it off of a cliff. Then a fish eats the diamond. The diamond somehow gets out through a hole. Then found by a dolphin and carried to its pack where they moved it to an alter. They thought "Well we are so cute why would anyone want to make us sad and take our diamond?" Which makes me sad and go on an expiditoin to find it. But when I see these dolphins worshipping it I can't bare to take it away. So I go find a cave and mine 100 diamonds to split among all posters here. Thank you.
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I put on a blindfold and slay the dolphins with an m16 than i take the diamond and hide it in a 3 mile in diameter haystack good luck
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I take a FLAMETHROWER!!! and burn all the hay, leaving only the diamond, which I take and then get some obsidian and make a portal to hell, throw the diamond into the portal, then after making sure there are plenty of ghasts nearby close the portal. Ghasts FTW!
Edit: and by flamethrower I mean a Ghast that I tamed as my pet
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HAHAHAHAHHA
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Peaceful wont stop me from taking the diamond and hiding it in the crotch of my pants to where no one, not even the very impressed ladies shall grab. (it's that great)
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I just shoot blademster9 and hide the dimond in a black hole 88866o287593847593847593878498573497589 light years away
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i went to the blackhole and then warped to my house, nuke everything that is around, and then turn into a creeper and u guys never find me.
THE END oh and since everyone is dead and im in SMP i just use the duplication glitch and make more diamonds, so i don't care if you steal it now. WHO WINS NOW? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why isnt everyone happy? I gave everyone there own diamond. WHY ARE YOU STILL FIGHTING!?! IM MAD!!!!! OH AND I TRICK A SKELOTON TO SHOOT YOU!! Mwuhahahahahh!!!! So i get a diamond and a record! Also i take all your duplicates and give them to EVERYONE!!! INCLUDING YOU EVERYONE MAKE SHOVELS SO YOU CAN DIG YOUR GRAVES!!! BECAUSE I BLOW YOU UP AND SEND YOU TO THE HELL DIMENSION!!!!!! THERE YOU CAN DIG YOUR GRAVES!!!
THE END!!!!!
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I take a remote, and rewind this game to the beginning.
Then I walk over to nagashi and beat him to unconsciousness with a rose, and then I build a rocket out of hacked adminium, and blast off at 9001 kmph. I invent an anti-master_swoosh desvice, thus keeping him at least 5000 km away from the device, if he is 5000 km from the device, then he catches fire, is electrocuted, and dies.
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I send a Ghast to retreive the diamond from the rocket ship, and OF COURSE it sucseeds, cause it's a ghast, then I wait for someone to steal it from me, because I know they will, and if I resist I might get hurt
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i kick your ghosts ass and put the diamond in a secret place and i win! hahahahahah
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Punches nagashi in face, does a sweep, and knocks him out. When unconsious, IYDF takes the diamon from nagashi and outs it in a bomb-proof and bulletproof and crackproof safe, which he hides in his pocket , whilst he wears an invinible cloak.