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I forgot

I forgot. I also used a iron sword and killed you!

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I wait.

I then wait in my hideout for a person to come to try to steal the diamond inside a ______. I sit on my lazy butt on the couch and watch TV while I wait.

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I found your secret place

I found your secret place and stole the diamond and put it in indestructible glass so i win.

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MUAHHHAHAH

I pick the glass up and throw it away.....I'll call my boy Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and he will beat you then take the diamond.Then he will give it to Sub-zero who will freeze it and keep it on him until the Lin-Kuei  turn him into Cyber-Sub-zero then it will be stuck inside his robot costume until he dies then Quan-Chi will Resurrect him as Noob Saibot but he was soo evil that he forgot it in the Nether realm so no human can get  it without dieing in the next 3 seconds

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I use a portal.

I use a portal device to get inside of your indestructible glass and steal the diamond. oh btw it was in a banana.

I then use my portal gun to put a portal there and I create a civilization there. Then I put a robot guard with a portal next to the diamond and I have him put the other portal right next to me. I wait where I am comfortably. I also invent a device that makes it so i never have to sleep. and the robot is self powered. and indestructible. I also set up a device that makes sure nobody who has time traveled can come in.
I win. (though probably not. somebody will think of something.)

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but...

bobsevillair's anti-sleep device has a slight catch. He doesn't have to sleep, but he soon gets so tired that he wants to sleep, so he does. The robot is self-powered, but not self-repairing. Over time, it breaks down and becomes useless. The diamond, beside the run-down robot and sleeping guard, is mine for the taking. I quickly take it, craft it into a diamond pickaxe, and mine out a giant cave underground. The diamond pickaxe wears out and breaks. I dust off my hands and declare this stupid forum game to be sealed and done. Lock this thread.

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Game over

Thatssssssss a very nissssssse diamond you have there.

*Boom*
------GAME OVER-------


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Not done... YET!

But as soon as the creeper exploded, the diamon survived as it was so precious. I took it and dug far into the ground, where I found LAVA! I found a little place where I could hide it and did. I looked around and made a bed, waiting... for a sign..

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Not done... YET!

But as soon as the creeper exploded, the diamon survived as it was so precious. I took it and dug far into the ground, where I found LAVA! I found a little place where I could hide it and did. I looked around and made a bed, waiting... for a sign..

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Muhaha! I win!

And the sign is... I punched you in da face and ran away with the diamond... FOREVER!

My feet are killing me :(

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i turn into a mixture of

i turn into a mixture of chuck norris duke nukem and lol face and im invincible 1 pwn$$ yous and y@urs loozezz i winz you all fail lol

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DIAMONDS!

I go on w/ hacks and I start spawning OVER 9000 DIAMONDS PER MILLISECOND! I have all the diamonds and I give one to everyone so they are happy. Then I press a button which triggers a nuclear bomb in every diamond I gave to everyone as I'm hiding in my adminium base underground sleeping on some diamonds and since everyone is dead no one bothers me and I WIN! Plus I already destroyed all anti-nuclear bases and armor except mine and I scanned my adminuim base to make sure that nobody is hiding underground in my base but me. I make diamond bodyguards and armor/weapons for them. I make sure that there is no loophole inside my base so anyone who survived can't get back on Earth. To make sure that my plans work, I fill space up with all kinds of chemicals and acids so that anyone there is dead. If they are really far away, they still cant get to Earth where I have all the diamonds in Minecraft! CREEPER FTW!

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I DROP A NUKE AND WE ALL DIE.

I DROP A NUKE AND WE ALL DIE. GAME OVER BEOTCHES!

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LOL

Drop  a nuke? They dont exist in minecraft. Anyways, the "nuke" didnt get the diamond so I got it quickly and ate it! Then I went into the water and buried myself in the sand.I used wom hacks to go right far away into bedrock and died unfortunately. I was banned. There was a message saying:

"You are banned for using WoM hacks. But you can keep the diamond"

So I went into the "real" toilet and flushed it away. BUT, as I was walking to the toilet, the diamond fell out of my hands and BROKE!

---GAME OVER---

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I put a portal down again.

I put a portal down just before the diamond falls and breaks and it comes straight to my hand. Then I go back to my ruined moon colony and I then make a giant instantaneously repairing house type thing and I make sure I make a machine that can not be destroyed or moved by anything and that makes sure I never sleep. I put the diamond right next to a portal that leads to me. I am in a place that no one other than me can go to unless I say they can. I also make the machine make me not become hypnotized or mind controlled.

I win. (though someone will find a loophole)

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I forgot.

no one can teleport or time travel or transport anything into anywhere that I mentioned. HA.

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Oh yeah??? Well EAT THIS

OK then i simply hack into the WoM server and find this exact page in HTML format on the server, delete the Html for your post on not being able to teleport into anywhere you mentioned, go to you "moon houe" thingy, hack into the server in which this is on, install the SDK gun mod to the server, set the blast radius of nuke to 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
and blow up your moon house, come back when the moon house is gone forcing you to allow me to go to your realm where your diamond has teleported give you all the gold, iron, coal and redstone in the world making you RICH, then i get the diamond, get the world file, get ssp commands, play the world in singleplayer, teleport to the far lands so far away you'd need my 500000 core 1000000000000THZ 600000000000000TB RAM awesome CPU to be able to handle the lag, hide the diamond there in a stone door in the hidden doors mod, go back to when computers were invented and steal the invention and kill everyone in IBM, ubuntu, java, apple, microsoft, etc, keep the computer as MY OWN, meaning no one will have computers (except for me and notch so i can play minecraft) so none of you guys will have a computer to play minecraft making you unable to play minecraft meaning I get the diamond to keep. I also killed everyone in the people in computer companies family trees and ERASED THEM FROM HISTORY meaning if you go back in time to save them to allow yourself to have a computer to play minecraft and steal MY diamond there will be nobody to save. Now i realize you can just walk into my house and use my computer to hide the diamond again, but I will have a BACKUP on a hidden highly secured top security flash drive, another floppy disk, and an External HD hidden in the center of the earth, meaning if you try to get the HD u'd burn!!!!! I also have the backup hidden on notch's computer which is TOP SECURITY and if you have any love for minecraf tyou won't go screwing with notch's computer, plus the minecraft save is embedded in the operating system and is UNABLE TO BE REMOVED meaning in order to delete it you'd need to delete his whole HD meaning NO MORE MINECRAFT!!!!!!! so basically I am the only one with minecraft and a computer, and my computer will be secured with a pressure plates surrounding the building and covering the building which fires off a self destruct mechanism sends off heat seeking missiles to blow you up, which will do no damage to the house because of the fact that it's made of bedrock. The only way to get in is to simply say the password, which is UNHACKABLE do to the fact that you don't have computers to hack with, and since you have no knowledge of computers you'd spent the rest of your life trying to crack the code which is UNBREAKABLE (called an eternity code, reference to artemis fowl) and only responds to my voice patterns. To make things even harder for you, it has a 1000 digit code and a pressure plate that only opens with my exact weight (remember this is in real life not minecraft) then the computer will be inside ANOTHER bedrock vault (still not in minecraft) and if you somehow manage to get to my computer, you won't have your own computer to play minecraft on, plus there's no way to hack into this website to remove my comment,  since i encrypt the whole website. I shall host every website in the universe on my computer, each is encrypted with my eternity code so the only way to edit the HTML is if you make me decrypt it and then you wouldn't know HTML since half of you probably don;t know what that is and if you can do any HTML you can prbably display some simple text and that's it with no CSS or javacript or anythin and probably dont know many tags so you wouldn't know where the text was, and i'd also have an APPLE computer and way over half of you people use windows, the crappiest OS on earth, and will have no idea AT FIRST of how to use the OS since it's very user friendly and stuff but it'll take you awhile because you'll be thinking "where's the start button?" "where is my .minecraft folder located?" "what the hell is safari?" "wait, how do i do this again? why doesn't it work when i type in %appdata%?" and all that. Although it is very easy to do this and all that and if you are having a hard time there is a documented help however it'll take you long enough for my minions to kill you, and then my airport will be off and my wireless router will be protected and have something better than today's top high class security so you wouldn't know how to hack it since you've never heard of it and you wouldn't be able to access the internet without me and it'll also have my eternity code so i can' see any way around all that. I have the diamond, no one can get it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Restore

Since our universe in real life runs on windows XP, I simply restore our universe via a system restore back to 07/26/11 at 17:29 and steal the falling diamond from bobsevillair

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NOpe. Not possible.

OK, if you can actually read and have a brain, you'll remember that I had killed everyone who invented computer, so you wouldn't have a computer to back it up to and to restore from.

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Possible

You have clearly demonstrated your lack of knowledge of higher-dimensional physics. This computer running our universe would have to be running in the fourth dimension or higher, and it would be impossible for a third dimensional creature such as yourself to destroy the higher dimensional computer or it's creator

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Nope. Wrong again.

Well, sir, it's not impossible because I DID IT!!!!! also, is it possible to get doctor octagonapus to guard your diamond, is it possible to go to some weird planet we don't know of to set up some base of some sort? everything we're doing is apparently "impossible" so if this was how this whole string was then there wouldn't be half the replies here. so HA.

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*steals the diamond and

*steals the diamond and shatters it beyond repair in any way, scattering the diamond dust to the winds*

I win :P

The Redstone Goddess~

 

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LOL i win

bobsevillair

I use a portal.

I use a portal device to get inside of your indestructible glass and steal the diamond. oh btw it was in a banana.

I then use my portal gun to put a portal there and I create a civilization there. Then I put a robot guard with a portal next to the diamond and I have him put the other portal right next to me. I wait where I am comfortably. I also invent a device that makes it so i never have to sleep. and the robot is self powered. and indestructible. I also set up a device that makes sure nobody who has time traveled can come in.
I win. (though probably not. somebody will think of something.)
Aarth19:HAHHA looks like he forgoot what i wrote so he traped you all chaseing him in a paralel univrse wit a FAKE dimond while i have the REAL wone. The only way to be able to come to this universe (our universe with planet earth and the milky way and stuff )is to have Scorpian from Mortal Kombat (who is UNCLONEABLE and is not able to be reached from the past using a TIME MACHINE) to bring you here and you must fite all the caracters from EVERY videeo game EVAR made (including all the pokemon and stuff) and u must fight EVERY monster EVAR seen since the start of the world. THEN u must hack 183446 goverment computers that are protected by 183446 firewalls to open up a door and in the next room you must repeat what you did before but a different method of hacking MUST be used every time (There are 183446 rooms) or else You will be crushed by a giant smasher masher and if you live the smasher masher an army of 6000000 Kratos' from god of war will attack you and every room you enter the number of Kratos' in the army will increase by 183446 zeros at the end of the number. At the end of theese rooms yoou will have to ficx every spelling error in this reallly reallly reallly reallly reallly reallly reallly reallly reallly reallly long sentence and you must add punctuation to the whole thing without using spell check or punctuation check or whateverThen you and a small tiny cheeto must fight in a tag team match against Satan and Hitler when they can cheat and throw fire balls and stuff like that while you cant AND EATING THE CHEETO WONT TURN YOU SUPER STRONG LIKE SPINACH AND POPEYE got you there didnt i(insert question mark here ((what you thought i was gonna let you get away(((LOL UR A FAILURE ((((WOW i use alot of caps(((((and brackets((((((here comes the big one))))))))))))))))))))) but there is more  (belive me there is (( GOD DAMMIT NOT THE BRACKETS AGAIN)) (((and caps damn im dum)))im a failure))belive me there definetly is) yoou must use ninja skills to go through lasers and alarms and stuff to press a button which will realease a computer on the other side of the room , (COMMAS DONT MATTER ((I dont care if i used caps(((i just did that didnt I((((must stop the brackets)))))))))) Then you will read a document in the computer on where the diamond is hidden but before you can open the document you must do 32645823645 of those annoying internet surveys and rewrite this whole comment with ur pinky on ur left foot. once you find out where the diamond is you must repeat all the steps you took to get here to get out  only to figure out that you thought you had the diamond but it was just a hologram then you must repeat this whole thing 3478234678234562367 times to finally get the diamond. This place is 10000% non teleportable non time travelable or whatever. Sooo you must find Scorpian and make him teleport you to this universe oh wait a minute.....didnt Scorpion get killed by sub-zero oh well looks like its IMPOSSIBLE IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND EVERY WAY IMPOSSIBLE to get back to this universe ..... so sad for you also you cant use instant transmission you dbz lovers i win =)

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*Ninja's her way through

*Ninja's her way through everything in aarth19's path and steals the REAL diamond, shattering it beyond repair and ultimately winning*
Yup, i can do it in that short of a sentence.

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Mortal Kombat shall not take trash from a ninja chick

A man would like to send a dear letter to you all
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 Dear EPOTFP (Evil People Of This Forum Post),
I have received many complaints of disrespect to common manners
You have hurt a small boy/girls feeling by skipping there post. Didn't 
 you learn to listen to what every one has to say in kindergarten??
Shame on you, you must sit in the corner and wear the DUNCE CAP (epic background music plays epically) Poor young garyfarmer was skipped by the evil evil evil evil evil evil evil tOo.
                                                                      Sincerely,
                                                                       Teh forum moderators
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Great job. do you see what you did there tOo?? you f''d it all up.
Now even im trapped in this parallel universe that you created while others are trapped in a parallel parallel universe created by bobsevillair are you happy???? im sure you are now that garyfarmer has the diamond while we wasted our time stealing a fake diamond. garyfarmer thinks he won eh? well i have an idea.
I will use the powers of Quan-Chi to put deadlypixel69 in a trance to give me a ninja piggyback ride all the way out to the parallel parallel universe. then i shall keep her in a bag...(I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE) Since it is a parallel parallel universe i thought of something. parallel means the opposite right? the opposite of opposite is non-opposite.so the parallel of parallel is non-parallel isnt it?so  i am in the right universe and not in the other.but wait there is no diamond cuz it was a fake that was destroyed. but since this is the non-parallel universe i will use Quan-chi to summon a newb to steal the diamond from garyfarmer . but he is no ordinary noob he is one of those geeks that want internet love. sooo i threw the deadlypix-err thing in the bag at him and he gave me the diamond.then the noob took you away 4ever as you are now 4ever under the trance and yeaa thats it about you.now i build an UNHACKABLE computer and put a password on it so you cant go on.in that computer i shall play minecraft and create a world made of pure lava then i shall use hacks to make myself invincible in minecraft SINGLE PLAYER so i wont get caught for hacking.then i shall go to sleep to enter the dreamworld and since its my dream i can create a machine that will let my body to enter and exit a video game.then i shall create a machine that will let me carry machines from the dreamworld to real life.i shall than wake up with my machine and enter the minecraft game and turn off the computer so i am stuck in cyberspace with the diamond forever.then i shall create a super secret hideout gaurded by millions of herobrine from the Past version so they will attack you. Then i take a DS out of my pocket and start playing pokemon black then i will enter the dreamworld in pokemon black.i shall go in with the machine i created in my dream and be stuck in a pokemon game that is forever lost forever.then i shall live happily ever after ontop of a charzard with my diamond.THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum.

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.....

i pickpocket nagashi i win!!

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wait a minute

I just skipped 574 comments thus creating 573 parallel universes

i then use ma diamond sword to chop the diamond into 574 unequal parts.
the only way to get the diamond is to jump into 573 different parallel find the hidden piece then go to the next universe. each piece is hidden and will take hours to find. then you must put it together like a puzzle one misplaced piece and the puzzle will reset and you will have to find the pieces again.once completed the puzzle you must find harry potter and make him fix it then you have the diamond yayz =0 but you cant get it because you must get into the universe im in to access theese 573 parallel universe that i created when I 
I use the powers of Quan-Chi to put deadlypixel69 in a trance to give me a ninja piggyback ride all the way out to the parallel parallel universe. then i shall keep her in a bag...(I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE) Since it is a parallel parallel universe i thought of something. parallel means the opposite right? the opposite of opposite is non-opposite.so the parallel of parallel is non-parallel isnt it?so  i am in the right universe and not in the other.but wait there is no diamond cuz it was a fake that was destroyed. but since this is the non-parallel universe i will use Quan-chi to summon a newb to steal the diamond from garyfarmer . but he is no ordinary noob he is one of those geeks that want internet love. sooo i threw the deadlypix-err thing in the bag at him and he gave me the diamond.then the noob took you away 4ever as you are now 4ever under the trance and yeaa thats it about you.now i build an UNHACKABLE computer and put a password on it so you cant go on.in that computer i shall play minecraft and create a world made of pure lava then i shall use hacks to make myself invincible in minecraft BETA SINGLE PLAYER so i wont get caught for hacking.then i shall go to sleep to enter the dreamworld and since its my dream i can create a machine that will let my body to enter and exit a video game.then i shall create a machine that will let me carry machines from the dreamworld to real life.i shall than wake up with my machine and enter the minecraft game and turn off the computer so i am stuck in cyberspace with the diamond forever.then i shall create a super secret hideout gaurded by millions of herobrine from the Past version so they will attack you. Then i take a DS out of my pocket and start playing pokemon black then i will enter the dreamworld in pokemon black.i shall go in with the machine i created in my dream and be stuck in a pokemon game that is forever lost forever.then i shall live happily ever after ontop of a charzard with my diamond.THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum.
Muahhahahah I WIN I GOTZ TEH DIAMOND AND NOONE ELSE CAN GET IT MUAHAHAHHAHA. LET UR LIL SHORT SENTENCES EAT THIS DEADLYPIXEL

                       SINCERELY
                       AARTH19 THE RUTHLESS VILLAIN 

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jacked

im one of the 21 new people so i jump in an JACK your diamond which i drop into a lava pit to destroy it
 

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Done

I go into the seventh dimension and destroy our universe and all of it's parallels, a simple point in the seventh dimension. The universe and all parallel universes where any of us and the diamond could possibly exist are gone. Any attempt at turning back time is impossible since I destroyed our universe in all seven dimensions, including every fourth dimension (time) for any parallel universe. Any universe where the "diamond" can possibly exist is gone.

Theoretical Physics for ya.

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stole every piece of diamond

stole every piece of diamond and every piece ever to be stolen from me.

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Impossible

Impossible.

The diamond doesn't exist and neither do we.

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Actually

Well as i said at the end of my post ''THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum.'' doesn't dude4848 find this familiar??? Im sure he does.I said ''anyone else who joins this forum'' he joined the forum well welcome but as it says ANYONE ELSE WHO JOINS and he is someone else who joined isnt he??? sooo ALL of you are stuck in a parallel dimension BUT since sexwithladys (LOLZ AT NAME) skipped 2 comments he cracked the parallel dimension making it impossible to destroy and impossible to leave sooo have fun there forever with your friend sexwithladys 

also since sexwithladys cracked your dimension to create another parallel universe all of you are in his parallel universe which is also  impossible to destroy and impossible to leave what _earthshade_ said never happened because of him entering the parallel universe.soo it all ends with they never got the diamond and i still have it SOO HAHAHHA
I WIN =)  
TEH POWER OF CALCULATIONS AND MASTER OF THE PARALLEL UNIVERSAL CREATION 
ALSO PWNZER OF TEH NEWBS AND TEH NOOBS
AARTH19 the ruthless villain 
EDIT: If you are to leave sexwithladys universe you all die because of what _earthshade_ did to his parallel universe 

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I WIN

muahhahahha I haz teh diamond not you =)

I am the holy master of this game.
eat my dust.
i shall now perform a rap in honour of my holy greatness.
I am the master of Parallel Universal Creation (PUC)
Aarth19 DA BEST

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no i win

i use noclip then steal the daimond and hide the daimond in bedrock and i pwn you all by placing lava were u are and u die and when the game is over i still have the daimond so u all got pwned and i win

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i shutdown the server

do a barrel roll

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I WON =)

So what you have the daimond??

I still win because the point of this game is to get the ''DIAMOND''
not the ''DAIMOND'' you failure. and since that happened you are now trapped in a parallel universe with your DAIMOND while I have the Diamond.Looks like its time to add Master of spelling to my signature.also im playing BETA if you havent noticed me saying it 3 of my post ago so you cant hack anyways. And as for you  Captain_Alex you shut down the server? first of all you cant second of all its not on in the first place XD soo you cant even touch me. once again you still havent got the diamond from me because i am awesome.

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secret power

i use my secret power and win instantly and you all lose and then the next round i steal DIAMOND and teleport back to base then build an 50 foot thick wall of bedrock and wait till end of round and still have it and i win boo yea u lose

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I do this

I epically crash through the thick bedrock walls, taking the diamond from your head, and throwing it into the lava pool of Mordor made in Minecraft! No one shall ever see it again.

*my precioussssss*

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I send Smeagol in after it

I send Smeagol in after it but he dies so no more diamond.

                       

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I go super sayain 50 and beat

I go super sayain 50 and beat the crap out of all of you, take the diamond, teleport to an unknown world, and proceed to eat it. No one can stop me. nothing. nothing can hurt me. I can escape black holes thats how strong i am. I beat you. end of story.

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I go super sayain 50 and beat

I go super sayain 50 and beat the crap out of all of you, take the diamond, teleport to an unknown world, and proceed to eat it. No one can stop me. nothing. nothing can hurt me. I can escape black holes thats how strong i am. I beat you. end of story.

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Can you read? The diamonds

Can you read? The diamonds was obviously obliviated when when YouBeAngels threw it into a lava pool...

                       

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Really? DO YOU EXPECT THE

Really? DO YOU EXPECT THE MASTER OF STEALING

DIAMONDS TO GIVE UP???? You have 7 little flaws.
Loophole #1:sovietwarior broke the rule stating that there is only one diamond.I used caps for the word diamond to emphasize on his spelling mistake, when he used it to say he had the DIAMOND.
Thus creating a second diamond.diamond and DIAMOND are the two different diamonds stated here.therefore he is cheating.thus creating a parallel universe of all others and himself to be trapped in.
Loophole #2 sovietwarior ignored the fact that ''nagashi'' started the game so he is the only one to do the following things: Start a new game, Start a new round, Terminate the game, or to banish players.So as  sovietwarior decided to start a new round he made an unofficial round in a parallel universe with a rule broken diamond
Loophole #3 You are unable to build with bedrock at all.Thus lying to us. Even if you were able to you wouldn't be able to live without food or water.
Loophole #4 You cannot finish a round without nagashi ending it.
By doing so this never happened.
Loophole #5 Mostly your whole comment was terminated for either: Not being true or Breaking of the rules. What is left of your comment is this:i use my secret power, teleport back to base, and i, boo yea, lose. By this we can say this is your final comment ''I use my secret power TO teleport back to MY base and i lose (boo yea).''
Loophole #6 by creating a parallel universe what  YouBeAngelsim_the_beast and 64bitgenius said never happened to me so HAHAHAHA.
Loophole #7 with all this happening i still have the diamond thus this never happening except it did =)

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you

You sure do go through a lot to get that, I respect you for that o.o

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I

I shoot Aarth19 in the foot, he drops the diamond, and I take it and run to the farlands. The chunks overwrite themselves, making me a hard person to find. >:D

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Btw aarth its called

Btw aarth its called TooManyItems buddy.

                       

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Well Well Well

but then i suddenly remember......


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wait a minute

I just skipped 574 comments thus creating 573 parallel universes

i then use ma diamond sword to chop the diamond into 574 unequal parts.
the only way to get the diamond is to jump into 573 different parallel find the hidden piece then go to the next universe. each piece is hidden and will take hours to find. then you must put it together like a puzzle one misplaced piece and the puzzle will reset and you will have to find the pieces again.once completed the puzzle you must find harry potter and make him fix it then you have the diamond yayz =0 but you cant get it because you must get into the universe im in to access theese 573 parallel universe that i created when I 
I use the powers of Quan-Chi to put deadlypixel69 in a trance to give me a ninja piggyback ride all the way out to the parallel parallel universe. then i shall keep her in a bag...(I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE) Since it is a parallel parallel universe i thought of something. parallel means the opposite right? the opposite of opposite is non-opposite.so the parallel of parallel is non-parallel isnt it?so  i am in the right universe and not in the other.but wait there is no diamond cuz it was a fake that was destroyed. but since this is the non-parallel universe i will use Quan-chi to summon a newb to steal the diamond from garyfarmer . but he is no ordinary noob he is one of those geeks that want internet love. sooo i threw the deadlypix-err thing in the bag at him and he gave me the diamond.then the noob took you away 4ever as you are now 4ever under the trance and yeaa thats it about you.now i build an UNHACKABLE computer and put a password on it so you cant go on.in that computer i shall play minecraft and create a world made of pure lava then i shall use hacks to make myself invincible in minecraft BETA SINGLE PLAYER so i wont get caught for hacking.then i shall go to sleep to enter the dreamworld and since its my dream i can create a machine that will let my body to enter and exit a video game.then i shall create a machine that will let me carry machines from the dreamworld to real life.i shall than wake up with my machine and enter the minecraft game and turn off the computer so i am stuck in cyberspace with the diamond forever.then i shall create a super secret hideout gaurded by millions of herobrine from the Past version so they will attack you. Then i take a DS out of my pocket and start playing pokemon black then i will enter the dreamworld in pokemon black.i shall go in with the machine i created in my dream and be stuck in a pokemon game that is forever lost forever.then i shall live happily ever after ontop of a charzard with my diamond.THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum.
Muahhahahah I WIN I GOTZ TEH DIAMOND AND NOONE ELSE CAN GET IT MUAHAHAHHAHA. LET UR LIL SHORT SENTENCES EAT THIS DEADLYPIXEL

                       SINCERELY
                       AARTH19 THE RUTHLESS VILLAIN 

The master of P.U.C, Math and Calculations.

here it says That ''THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you'' This was posted on Fri, 07/29/2011 and 

YouBeAngels  joined on 01/29/2011 which means in accordance to my calculations was Saturday January 29th 2011 which in accordance to my calculations was before Friday July 29th 2011 
which means he never was able to come into my world thus putting himself into a parallel universe.
BTW:  YouBeAngels I appreciate that you appreciate my work of awesomeness
BTW #2:im_the_beast I always thought people used http://nathancmatthews.com/mcinvedit/ but i guess things change =)

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Lol aarth, you should get out

Lol aarth, you should get out more. xD

                       

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not yet.

i summon the alpacan fleet (insert awesome spceial effects here)

and use it to kick ur ass until you tell me where the diamond is, I then retrieve the diamond and use the fleet to kill you and then I put it inside the main ship of the fleet.

 

Alpaca s foreva



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Oh yah i take it

I summon ice minnions that beet the fleet and take the diamond

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