i made a chair and i am sitting on a mountain it is quite a show a massive crack and a building destroyed someone shot arrows at some pplz. after i got board and punched some sheep and choped a tree down and made a bed where i lie there awake i dont wana get killed in my sleep so i use the adminium armor mod and hide the VICTORY SWORD under me (not what ur thinking eather)
randomly comes out of no where and steels the diamond then sells it to buy chocolate. noms on the chocolate and points at the clirck "HES GOT THE DIAMOND!"
I cut his head off and take the diamond.
don't click this link...
wacks ultra X over the head (WAP!) knocking him out then takes the diamond and gives it to a guy to buy a taco points at him "he has it"
(btw i give up on making a story back to random posts)
I go to the taco guy, kill him since he has no defence, and then run away with the diamond.Someone kill me! I want to respawn!
I kill adept and take the diamond to save him, as he knows where i will hide the diamond. As i walk back to my base, night falls. As im too lazy to use the element arrow mod atm, i use runecraft instead to make a teleporter/trap to my base. I designed it so i step n a presure plate before i go through the teleporter, which causes it to explode after i use it. As i arrive home, I see adept. I give him the diamond and tell him to hide it in his pants, but before he does, i chip the diamond, using the little chip that fell off to make a amulet of finding. This means that if we lose the diamond, i can find it again. As weeks went by, I taught adept the intense art of magic arrows. As he enters the last phase, I decide to give him the amulet of accuracy, and I let him skip the last part. So adept became the official human Archer of mastery.Later on the weeks, we find sexy women, and we make babies. As time went on and on, the diamnd was kept safe and we made a village. I was the leader. It was an elf and human settlement. All with the Power of the Bow and Arrow. It was an undefeated settlement, and it became the First United kingdom of Minecraftia.
I respawn, but I can't find the diamond or jellybutter or farkoff, so i go to sleep on top of a mountain.
^u might wanna edit that post.^
why would I edit the post? I will start adventuring later.
As I got bored with ruling this settlement, i decided to test the destruction rune i was working on. It's a rune that gets etched to the arrowtip. I got adept with me, and as he turned around, he realised what i just did. It was too late to do anything, and 1 second after he turned, a brilliant firework display came to life, but also the area the arrow hit was obliterated in the process. Then i just thought, what if adept DIDN'T have the diamond? As i realised this, adept said he didnt have the diamond. I facepalm'd. But then, my amulet of finding came to life! It guided us over plains and mountains, snow storms and deserts. Eventually, Adept and I came to an Obsidian archway. It said 'Fire Rune Here.'I did as it said. I made a small fire rune, and placed it into the archway. Then, a menacing noise errupted, and in a split second, A purple cloud was in the archway. Over and over it said 'come to me. COME TO ME!'I shat bricks. I may have an limitless supply of arrows at my disposal, but hearing that voice.... It just sent shivers down my spine.
There. diamond destroyed with fire. I then create a new diamond within a diamond. Pwnt it's still one diamond and it is forged in my hand
And I break it in half. As there can only be one diamond, the game( and gem) are over.
1. You don't have the diamond, therefore you cna't win, neither can anyone else (yet), because it has been destroyed.
2. Like always, someone (this time it is me) goes back in time and has the diamond ninja'd off of you just before it is destroyed.
3. To stop time repeating, I buy another ice cream. I then give it to an orphan because I am now sick of ice cream as I have had to much...
I then trip up the orphan, BECAUSE I AM BORED... ...again...
I give the diamond back to my clone (to much has happened for me to know if he is dead, so I warp time, now he definately is not dead), then it is, and I quote:"Problem solved by the D.P.A." "...again..."
There is something with power to make you do things you thought you could...Boredom......because it does that.Founder of The D.P.A. (The Diamond Protection Agency)Founded because I was bored of simply stealing the diamond
i take the 2 halves to the gem, super glue em together use the gem to make a shovel, use the shovel to dig all they way down to the bottom of the map and throw it in the lava.
i have returned from my slumber underground to see someone with a glowing blue thing. i quickly remember that we are on a diamond hunt and think to my self: damn how long has it been? when i see him throw the diamond towardfs the lava i quickly place a water block to cool the lava and grab the diamond then i teleport to the edge of the world and cross iti run away never to be seen again and disable teleport to me or me teleing to someone. and the last thing i leave u guys is a sign that reads :dear diamond hunters i have awoken from my slumber to by chance find the diamond and get it. (--> to next sign) : i have gone across many challanges battleing creepers and zombies and have even ventured to the nether. (sry for lng post btw) i now have a pig men army and yes GHASTS (aka JELLYFISH) they serve me now and they kill all on my command i win cuz im still out of map >.> (again sry for the long post)
As i was writing before, Me and adept found a obsidian portal. We heard the screams coming out from the purple cloud that was to be the portal. We hesitated, not knowing what would happen. I tied a rope on myself and adept, and ran through the portal.All I heard were a million screams. What seemed like forever, was only a second. We were here. It was a hellish place with human pigs, only deformed and decaying, like zombies. As Adept and I looked around, we saw a Hell-like castle, with what looked like screaming jellyfish flying around it. We decide to make refuge there. As we get there, we see a door bell and a sign saying "Hidanftw's house. Please ring the bell."We ring it. He answers the door. For the next week he gives us everything we wanted. After what seemed like forever, he showed us the diamond. We said we were looking for it, and that we would guard it for him as long as we get to have our own hellish armies too. He reluctantly agrees. So Adept, Hidan and I rule over the Nether, making sure the diamond is safe.Over the course of the time, I find a new rock, alot more better than diamond. It's called a bloodstone. I made pro arrows and swords out of them, and give them to my armies. We figured that the diamond would definatly be safe. Everyone that tried to steal the diamond dies(AKA auto god mode win).THE END
to be sure nobody can get to use we destroy the portal and make one of are ownmultiple ones to be exact then we set each of them but 1 over a lava bit full of zombie pig pplz and ghasts. if u get in then u shall have a chance to join me or DIE!for everywrong portal u go in i add 2 more btw so u must rlly wanna get that diamond if u try to get threw
i make a portal and i assemble an army of spider-pigs with skellys and zombies on them and get them to distrack the army and i use no-clip to sneak in and steal the diamond with god mode and put the diamond in a chest and put a cage of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000odsidian around it and assemble a new army to guard it with god modeand i freeze you forever to make sure and throw all your stuff in lava and put a portal over your spawn which leads to a pit of lava
sh*t in ur mouth then take diamond, then put it in lava lake and it burns eternally so noone can have it llolololololo
i revive the diamond and do what i did in my last comment
As the diamond fell into the lava, I mysteriously come back with an Adminium arrow, And fire it at the diamond. It goes straight through it, and lands safely on the other side of the horrible lake. I shoot sgtsomebody in the scrotum,slashing his testicles, then i shot one arrow at his heart. This means i've made it so he can't respawn, as he has no reproductive organs to make another character. I run to the diamond, making sure its safe, then placing back in the adminium portal. I hack into this and make it so NO ONE can god mode or no clip EVER AGAIN! As i was walking back to the castle, I order a squad of 10 zombiew pigmen to retrieve all of Adept's, Hidan's and my own belongings. I order another squad to Retrieve Hidan and Adept from spawn, Bearing a flag with a Golden Leaf and an arrow infront of it, resembling my Emblem.
got killed on stone table and with out resisting and death itself reversesEDIT : no clue y i rote it
back at the castle i destroy the portals and dig a trench (idk how big but f***in big man f***in big) and incase it with bedrock all around the castle then i fill it with lava and make a draw bridge made of >.> <.< *wispers: wood* and the controls are on are side of the draw bridge and to make sure no portals are used to get to us i make it so no portals can get into the room by building pillars to stop any room for making a portal in AND make a secret tunnel only we can acsess because i used locklette (or whatever the f*** it is) were we stay and hide in times of crisis (and are armys living quarters(i mean QUATERS like money) yes money) (sry for long posts BTW
WERE DID EVERYONE GO
I, listening to the *ahem* "adventure" the whole time, set off for the diamond.I jumped in with Jesus, who can't be fooled by silly players, found the diamond, ran to my house, which is made of pure obsidian and walked inside, then stacking more obsidian at the door. I put up an anti-teleportation field around and in the house. *You can't mine into the house. It's hack-proof and Chuck Norris, Notch, God, Jesus, pirate, and anything else proof. I place the diamond in a glass case and sing to it daily, making it love me, so it will always want to come back to me no matter who steals it.
It's a G-natural tubas!!! Not G-flat!!!
but u dont realise this whole entier time EVERYONE was in a ultimate illusion i cast from the reflection of the moon hitting the earth and this whole time nobody has even taken a step. iv been playing along to test ur abilitys of amagination. if i decided u were to..erm boring i would release u and stab u. i left for a bit killing the erm..boring ppl while i was gone and i return to find u here. so now that u know ur in my infinate domain then continue from this. btw guy above me u never got the diamond i didnt permit it. i dont like ppl who make it so they win it ruins the illusion (SRY FOR MY LONG POSTS)
oh ya also my illusion is impossible to escape NO MATTER WHAT because i used it into a black hole and it scatterd the reflection to everywere in existance and NONE-EXSISTANCE. so continue this game and unless i release u or ask me then u are still trapped.
i join the game by reading some notes, they all say find the diamond, i see the illusion spot and keep teleporting until i finally find it and teleport to mount everst and i dig right to the heart and stay there.
Wth? Where is this game going?
Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
u never did that sonic because my illusion effects the whole universe... or atleast anywere we can go and btw u are in my illusion too =P
i am stronger then your silly illusion and i have the diamond, now. TO A VALCANO!
i cause the volcano to go supernova (in process killing sonicluver5432 and take da diamond) and wipe out all life in the solar systemcreating massive radiation that kills anything and bypassess shield and walls and teleportation and anykind of deflection or time travel and stuff :Pb4 my next step i put it in a steve co. chest and notch gets rid of them in the process i make 10 stacks of tnt place dem all set dem off lagg destroy server no1 can take diamond as notch now has itmwhahahahaha (now u take it using someting i havnt said lol)
I USE PK STARSTORM AND YOU ALL DIE!!!!!
lol u kill minecraft by killing notch so there will be no diamond....but still i invert ur pk starstorm and unite the world of E.V.E and hide in the center of the ultimate biggest fleet ever that cnt be bypassed
haha, you really thought it was that easy? HAAAAAAAA! *super sonic steal diamon by teleporting and replacing it with a fake chaos emerald*P.S i survived the super nova by running faster then it.now, to end this silly game!*plants a tiny bomb that cant be noticed by radar or naked eye.
i disable the bomb because i have clothed eyes and run after you ....
then i catch up to you and sneak up on you and steal the diamond and replace it with the fake chaos diamond.
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lol u have soo much defence, i punch u in face and take diamond, my diamondnow i make sure that the diamond is secure and gets some1 to get some1 to get some1 to get some to get some1 to get some1 to hide it and they all kill themselves, now i dnt know where it is and neither do they as they are dead. i now adopt 9200 wolves and ghasts to defend me, i hide in a cave.
Meh Finds Da Dimondz And Shoots You In The Head With A Cap Gun Then I Say Ohh Sh** And I Run Away With De Dimondz And Then I Win!
ok i like this alot but we should make a server that every like hour we have this happen some one starts with a diamond then we all try to kill him to get it. whom ever starts the server if they want to then please inform me and white list me???? :DDDD???
i open the gates of hell stealing ur soul. then i make u give me the Dimond and walk into hell eat the Dimond for a snack and then beat ur soul to a nice pulp for soul juice...
i respawn by a portal to hell (minecraft terms The Nether) i beat up a zombie pigman to steal his gold sword, i cut you in half, steal the diamond, then then as you would think, i would drop it in the lava, nope, i give it to the next poster and i fly off holding the real diamond, as i gave the user a fake emerald that contains 99% diamond 0.5% bomb 0.5% cake.
i have many souls. after useing vodoo powers to fix myself i have some poor sap get the false Diamond, relizing i have been scamed i burn his soul for ever. once done with that i use a ip tracker to find ur account hack it, walk ur toon into a portel back to the nether take the diamond, and then burn u in a pit. once done, i take the real diamond place it at the center of a star. i then wait for 120,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, years for the star to go nova in which case ur are all dead form old age or are now fryed by the star. i then take the Diamond and jump into a black hole.
I make a really big hole finding more diamonds Now I have 3 Diamonds I shove one up my nose one in my ear and one up my bumHahaha
I use my secret diamond finder and get it then get my wolves and they kill you while i swap the diamond and throw the real one off a cliff!
then I rewind to just before you win, kick your crotch untill it is obveise you cant have kids steal the dimond hide in my pants next to my balls and go to a sports store and buy a dimond cup and wear that over the dimond and my balls
Mr.Owl, how many skins does it take to become internet famous?1...2...3...*breaks skins maker*The world may never know.
i was wearing diamond armour and i managed to get back to a cliff, using my last obsidion i make a portal and get back to time right before you made the diamond cup. i see you walk in and i simply pick pocket you. i ride my nyan cat which will annoy anyone to death, i then find another 3 diamonds and make a diamond sword. i spawn 9999 creepers which followme so if anyone goes near me. boom. I WIN YAY.