Welcome to Top the guy above you.

All you have to do is just post something that will top the previous post until no one can come up with anything that can be topped. However, you can't do anything that would be like godmodding if it's something minecraft or game related or something that is a meme that says how powerful someone is until someone forces it to go that far. WE just have to start small & slowly work our way up towards that point.

I'll start:

I have an army of spider jockeys & creepers, you can't possibly defeat them all in 5 minutes without a creeper blowing up in your face! (technically you can but you have to run as soon as they start their short countdown that is shown by them flashing between their normal color & white)