if you made a pie in mincraft how and what whould you do with it
19 replies [Last post]
bubbadoo11
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 34160
WoM Coins: 0

i would make it hollow so i can enter then block of the entrance and surround my self in strawberry filling (remember be creative!)

Desaster56
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 129321
WoM Coins: 0
I would throw it in a

I would throw it in a creeper's face

Uberbuild
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 129946
WoM Coins: 0
Mm pieeeee

I would either throw it at a cow, or eat it. or id lure mobs into a trap

or I would snatch it of the game and eat it in real world

Hergs
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 60421
WoM Coins: 2
Pie.

I would just stare at it for days.

nomsahoy
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 127360
WoM Coins: 0
PIE!!!!

Experiment with it... which means put it into an admin's face and see what happens.

Squeezie007
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 84771
WoM Coins: -4
Um...

I'd kill a slime, eat the insides of the pie, squish the slime's remains in the empty pie and seal it up again. Then give it to someone.

Gettinthere
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 140421
WoM Coins: 4
What I'll do with a pie?

The pie. I toss it into the sky like it's pizza. I flatten the pie. I put it into an oven that is hot as 400F. Let the pie burn into a crisp one. Take it out of the oven. Scrap off the burnt parts. Repeat.

blastparty4
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 133645
WoM Coins: 84
epic face epic face epic face

epic face epic face epic face jizz in my pa... oh i mean pie

Shadowrock
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 135595
WoM Coins: 0
Epicostity

I'd punch the pie to a pulp and make pie paper, to make pie books, then to pie shelves. ;)

Modagt
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 113019
WoM Coins: 7
pie

i will ea-  

HEY! WHO STOLE MY PIE!
pig: hehehehe..

lvl90001000
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 144110
WoM Coins: 31
I'd hire a pig to steal a

I'd hire a pig to steal a pie, then throw it into water, and let the water meet lava, and see what happens :D (obsidi-pie?)

Rovus
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 326548
WoM Coins: 41
Constructed or crafted?

If i crafted it, it would probably corrupt my game in the process and my mind would melt.

If i built it by hand it, meh.

Lam Weng Hong
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 395194
WoM Coins: 12
.

I would explode it! >:D

homeslice
Contributor
Contributor
WoM Member: 307972
WoM Coins: 508
I would...

I would dress it up as a small dog so then my pet Wombat could beat it up, then eat it's face... Then I'd ill the Wombat and eat it. So, I could just EAT the pie... but thats no fun to just liek get a fork and eat it. I wouldn't eat a wombat tho. Wombats are American's best friends!

lama
Contributor
Contributor
WoM Member: 191975
WoM Coins: 606
I would...

I would fill it with uber charged tnt and then give it to someone.

puggers
WoM Member
Members
WoM Member: 392643
WoM Coins: 12
I would...

eat teh insides, stuff it with creeper skins and rottyen fles and slimes, then give it to a freind and watch him eat it
*trollface*

xXDeath10Xx
Contributor
Members
WoM Member: 353968
WoM Coins: 174
Extreme Pie-age

*WARNING THIS WILL BE TOO EXTREME FOR MORTALS*

STEP 1. Go into the firey kitchen of DEAAATH
STEP 2. Past fight everything that gets in your path in the KITCHEN
STEP 3. Get to the dark overlord fork and spoon!
STEP 4. Tame them with your lightning SWOOORD!
STEP 5. Hold the overlord fork and spoon so they can't escape...
STEP 6. Race back to the pie (which is the cause of global warming)
STEP 7. Harness the fork and knives power to destroy the PIEEE.
STEP 8. Once that is done....you stuff the pie's remains into your mouth!
STEP 9. MWUAHAHAHA

Warning: This step by step instructions can not be held responsible for you being dead, hypnotized and then trying to find your lost ant, crying, or even global warming. Thank you trying out this instruction system.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
For more EXTREME procedures - buy the Evil Procedures Generator for only 99999.99...but if you buy today you get 1c off :D


jak2131
Epic Contributor
Contributor +
WoM Member: 191805
WoM Coins: 6608
lol

i think you are winning for the most awesome pie story

yay1024
Contributor
Members
WoM Member: 176332
WoM Coins: 202
the true way of the extreme pie

first get to the outside kitchen that is situated quite scenically on the balcony of the tower of sauron where flying spirits can breathe fire onto the meal. then use the souls of 10 000 condemned to stoke the fires of hell. then mix the dough of destiny and the other indgredients of the dark overlords of curshah. then use the power of cthulu to bake the pie (remember, for best results, your stove has to be the volcano of sauron. then devour the pie with the hunger of a thousand dying suns and enjoy your truly epic pie.

warning: if your pie casuses you to die remember: you just werent epic enough.

lama
Contributor
Contributor
WoM Member: 191975
WoM Coins: 606
well see, what happens is

To get the pie, you eat a magic pickle and scream "I like waffles!", you then fly to the magical mountain of apples, grab the donkey's eyelash and yell "I'm a crocodile!" which wakes up the flying pancake. After waking up the flying pancake, you shove a rainbow fart into the pancake, and everything explodes into a magical explosion of butterflies and rainbows, resulting in the pie.