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An Investment Banker was at the pier of a small coastal Indian village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The Investment Banker complimented the Fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked, “How long does it take to catch them?” The Fisherman replied: “Only a little while."
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Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the incoming light to change her course 10 degrees south. The response was prompt: "Change your course 10 degrees north."
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I saw that advertisement on T.V a while ago captain!
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A giraffe and his friend walk into a bar. The giraffe falls asleep on the floor. The bartender says, "Oi! What's lyin' there on the floor?" The giraffe's friend says, "Oh that's not a lion, its a giraffe." <Insert Laugh>
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That joke is so lame its funny xD
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Alright, although the spambot raised the thread from the dead you can keep the thread.
Otherwise I'm locking it.
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Two friends were hunting in the woods. They stumble upon a cabin that they go to every year. One of the friends falls asleep while the other goes out for a walk. When he comes back he thinks that his friend is dead. He calls 9-11 and the person tells him to make sure that he is in fact dead. *A Gunshot is Heard*
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The joke: Creation Science.
Argon walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react.
I have to be honest, large particle accelerators give me a Hadron.
Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odBDAcOEKuI
/geek boredom.
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What kind of house weighs the least?
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You reminded me of:
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So I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity....
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Not really a joke, but funny nevertheless :)
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Q: Whats a mexicans favorite sport?
A: Cross country
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/realm Decypha Maze
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I managed to finish it....after many hours of pain.
I challenge anyone to simply finish the maze, no time challenge or anything.
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yea true jak ^^
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[18:00] <Decy> What mouse walks on 2 leggs ?
[18:01] <Jak> hmmm
[18:01] <Jak> a clever one?
[18:01] <Jak> :P
[18:01] <Decy> Mickey Mouse :P
[18:02] <Jak> lawl
[18:02] <Decy> what duck walks on 2 leggs ?
[18:02] <Jak> donald duck?
[18:02] <Decy> no noob they all do
[18:02] <Decy> xD
[18:02] * Jak facedesks repeatedly
[18:02] <Decy> haha
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A cowboy rides into a town on Monday, then he stays three nights. He then leaves on Sunday. How did he do it?
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I see what you did there.
It's somewhat funny, but a Chuck Norris Joke.
They once made a Chuck Norris TP. The problem was, It wouldn't take Sh*t from anybody!
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Read it over and over til u get it >;D
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I gave my dead batteries away.
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How did "MANSPIDER" get his powers?
He said: ...
I was home and i saw a radioactive spider.If it bit me i would turn into
Spiderman...but it didn't bite me... [ this is the funny part :D ]
SO I BIT THE SPIDER!!!
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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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Do you find it funny? As long as you find your own jokes funny it's fine.
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Dam!
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From the movie Taken:P
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Decy is right
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Think it should be Locked now huh?
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Why did Lucy fall off the swings?
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Ok incoming I saved some :
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The voldemort hug pic is mine!
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man these things r so damn funneh.....best to read when bored xD
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those monkies r the best xD nao we see why we should not own monkies...they steal and distroys cars xD
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xD captain nice :P
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