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0neWingedAngel
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I fixed the instructions.....try to make a wish that sombody else cannot ruin. for example,

0neWingedAngel: i wish i had monies

this would be my wish, if the person behind it sees a loophole, they will make my wish come true, but not the way i wanted, heres an example:

Genie (the person who replies to my wish): "makes money fall from the sky, but it is counterfeit, and 0neWingedAngel is sent to prison for life.

as you can see, they completely ruined my wish, thus the objective of this game is to make a wish with all loopholes ironed out.
Example:

0neWingedAngel: I wish for thousands of dollars in real american money to appear right in front of me so i can pick it up

Genie: ...o darn, i cannot ruin your wish, i guess you win.....

that is the objective of the game: make a foolproof wish that cannot be ruined

p.s. im sorry for the first set of instructions, they were unclear, let me know if i can specifye a little more

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i wish for mustard

i wish for a...playstation 3

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It fell from the sky and

It fell from the sky and broke.

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Does not make any sense.

Does not make any sense.

Fireball7548
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Huh?

Huh?

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The description is confusing.

The description is confusing. I do not know whether to better the wish, or to make a new one.

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But...

It was deadly nerve gas, killing anyone who tried to ruin it, except you, because your genes made you immune to deadly nerve gas.

EDIT: I wish I had some cake that would... um... kill griefers and stuff.
EDIT AGAIN: Yes, your description is too confusing, so everyone, just pretend he meant do what I did.

0neWingedAngel
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instructions fixed

i noticed they were too wordy, i made them a little better

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i wish microsoft had a

i wish microsoft had a contest that gave away an x box 360 with diomnd sub. and i won leagally, it works on my tv no one will ever try to steal it, i will not be bugged for it and microsoft stayed true to their promise

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It turns out to be crap and

It turns out to be crap and spontaneously combusted when you turned it on.

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Turns out to be crap?

Isn't anything Microsoft makes already crap? XD

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hmmm

the xbox turns out to have a 300 dollar tax on it and you cant pay so your credit goes down and you have to play songs on the free credit report.com commercials >=D

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but you trip up and fall on

but you trip up and fall on your new x-box 360 and it breaks.

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I wish I had a 1 pence piece

I wish I had a 1 pence piece placed lightly on top of the palm of my hand. The penny is of exact size and weight (and bears the same properties) of a real 1p. The penny should be faced heads up, with the tails side facing down. The wished penny is quite new, but not completely, so it is only slightly shiney.

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It snapped.

It snapped.

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you drop it into the gutter below you

MWHAHAAA

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I wish for:Permanent owner

I wish for:

Permanent owner rank and my own World of Minecraft server, that works, doesnt get griefed, is active, never crashes, and is permanent.

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Fail

The server is uber hacked and your comp bursts into flames due to fail.

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Wish Response

Done, but no one joined your server.

I wished that my wishes were incorruptible. 

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I said active.

I said active.

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Your wish got corrupted

Your wish got corrupted before you got to make it.

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haha!

i wish I had, in compressed form, a deadly nerve gas that only I can control, it is in an air proof and leak proof container, doesn't kill me, and I had the only antidote

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good one, but.....

"wish granted, one, in compressed form, deadly nerve gas that only you can control, it is in an air proof and leak proof container, doesn't kill you, and you have the only antidote, but, not only does it not kill you, but it doesnt kill other people either.....it only kills snails and lesser species of anphibian.

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I wish i had complete control

I wish i had complete control of time,i knew the future,past,and present, i can instantly forsee any problem before it occurs, and can stop it with time control, i can alter time instantly, i wont die before this power is instated, i can control my own age and life, but always contain full knowledge of the future,the past,and the present. this knowledge appears to me when needed in flashback/fwrds that i control completly.time freezes during a flashback/fwrd .i will control time indefinatly, and the power will not wane.also i will not be altered physicly,mentally or spritually in any other way during this process, time will freeze while i am reciving this power, causing nothing more to happen untill i control time .if this wish is completly fulfilled, nothing will happen unless i let it, otherwise i could alter time to bend it to my will, i cannot die or be killed, as i would see it coming and prevent it, or reverse my aging. even if another being possessed time control, we woul know each ohers moves, and becuse of this we would be at stalemate, effectivly cancelling each other out, in a never ending duel of two immortals. :3

EDIT:also time control power does not stack, so even if i were against 1000 time controling entities we would still cancel each other out.

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granted?

but you went forward into the future to stop the end of the world and you were captured by an evil scientist because you were to busy saving earth from a VERY big astroid and you failed to remeber to see if you were captured or not. the evil scientist puts you into acontainer that messes with your time jump ability thus making it so you can't time jump more that .00001 of second every hour. he then kills and eats you because he's hungry

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i guess i didnt explain

i guess i didnt explain correctly, my power cant wane =cant get weaker. also flashbacks = spidey sense.

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Wish

I wish for a long and happy life.

2nd wish someone to do do http://www.minecraft.net/xmas/ for me... :(

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Wish Granted

Wish granted , Your life is prolonged to 110 years, however to fufill the Happiness portion of the wish, a large baseball bat materializes from nowhere, Cracks you upside the head, effectively making you mentally handicapped. Since you're mentally handicapped you now lack the capacity to understand emotions and are permanently frozen in a state of Ignorant Bliss ;D

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wow

That is so F***** up

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Umm...

Isn't there ALREADY a topic like this?
0neWingedAngel, check before posting.

=/

0neWingedAngel
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yes but,

the other thread was called "ruin/corrupt a wish", and the object was to make them bluntly easy to corrupt. the object of "fool the genie" is the exact opposite, you try as hard as you can to iron out all the loopholes, instead of porposly leaving them. see what i mean?

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I wish...

For Every starwars game in existence and all the consoles to play them on. each concole is to be authentic (and indestructable) from the Company that made it and each game is indestructable as well to braking or scratchs. They will appear infront of me.

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spelling errors bite!

"each CONCOLE is to be authentic" ok, wish granted. only problem is, that you get a bunch of CONCOLES isntead of CONSOLES so it really was for nothing........"i wish you cannot edit your post to make all words spelled right.

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muhahaha

I personally don't edit your post, someone else of higher rank does

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BUT...

He gets killed (in 4 seconds) by deadly nerve gas and I edit it for him because his TO DO LIST said:

14. edit post (it doesn't seem to work...)
I wish my game consoles (not concoles) would be indestructible, all my discs (and those annoying gameboy/nintendo DS thingies) were in perfect condition and were indestructible and I would be able to play at least 2 hours a day, or less if I wanted to.

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grantorz!!!

but since you failed to say which console, you get a non-working gameboy pocket that you can't fix and the government (all countries) have banned you from buying and playing on any other console

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*appoligises and changes post"

i will give in for my rash mistake

slowpoke152
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I said...

My consoles, meaning all the consoles I owned, not some random console like the gameboy. I wish ppl would actually read these wishes.

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i gave you an internet to make up for my mistakes

dont get used to it. >.<

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o.O

Since this thread is getting screwed up now, I'm just gonn a start up with a fresh new wish (or maybe not so fresh).

Here we go...

I wish that I would fool the genie, that it wasnt opposite day when I wish for this, and if it is opposite day when I say it isn't opposite day I say the exact opposite thing because it is opposite day and opposite day wouldn't (or would, since it might be opposite day) be so screwed up and since im trying to "fool the genie," I'm just gonna make the wish really complicated as the wishes wish by so the wishes would wish drums would drum themselves into oblivion which doesn't really make sense and I probably should stop this now but I don't feel like it and pizza pies and stuff like that and random stuff and whoever would understand this wish gets a delicious cookie but I bet nobody would since this is so messed up and I don't know how I'm keeping this sentence going, if you would say it is a sentence since it is clearly breaking some of the laws of the english language and I will stop now soon, but I'm just gonna say one word: cake.

That's what I wish for.

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Granted

But you choked on the cake and died.

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I wish that nobody could

I wish that nobody could wish, including me, and it wasn't opposite day, and that it was permament, and that it was not reverted, and that nobody killed me or the genie for it.

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You all should read the

You all should read the instructions of the post. You're doing it wrong

0neWingedAngel
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i agree

yes.

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I wish that the genie would

I wish that the genie would go to hell,and only the genie,nobody else,and never come back, and its not opposite day...and i would not die or lose anything because of this wish

0neWingedAngel
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um.....

your sig says that you will never come back....then it says you will?
i dont get it

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thats the point

its just supposed to be random, it was just some quote the avenged sevenfold drummer said and i thought it was kinda funny so...i put it in my sig

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o, luls

it is funny

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All text before this line is

All text before this line is not to be considered part of the wish

I wish for a small, smooth pebble. This pebble is made out of an unbreakable material that does not react with anything. It has nothing on its surface (so no coating it with anthrax or anything like that). It would appear in my outstretched hand. The pebble would be circular in shape, and have a diameter of one inch. It would be half an inch thick and have a flat bottom. All edges are smooth (even though I said smooth earlier, I am being cautious and saying it again)

This pebble does not heat up or cool down, always being a constant 37 degrees Celsius (roughly the temperature of the human body). Nothing will happen to me before I get this pebble, which will appear in my outstretched hand one second after this wish is made. This pebble cannot melt. If the pebble is lost or stolen, it will teleport back to any location I choose. I can change this location whenever I wish, with there being no limits. If I change the location and the pebbles current location is more than 50 meters away, it will teleport to that new location once there is no solid object or hazardous material there (so no, there is no chance of it appearing in my head and killing me, or appearing in a pool of magma, making it impossible for me to retreive)

As long as this pebble exists, I cannot be harmed, physically, emotionally, spiritually, physically, etc. by any corruptions made by this wish (so if you try to corrupt it by, say, making me have a heart attack right after, then the corruption is nulled). As this only applies to corruptions, then any properties of the pebble that you may deem harmful to me stay, and are not nulled. The pebble can never be destroyed, so a corruption to make the pebble vanish will be null

This pebble lets me make wishes. There is no limit to these wishes, and they will always be exactly as I want (e.g. Even if I say I want world domination, if I actually mean that I want cake, then I will get cake). These wishes cannot be corrupted by any means, unless I make a wish to have them corrupted. Any corruptions to make me make a wish on the pebble that harms me in any way, shape, or form, or that would harm the pebble and its wish granting abilities in any way, shape, or form are nulled. Harm includes me losing the (ownership) of the pebble

All text after this line is not to be considered part of my wish

Let's see you corrupt THAT!

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you accedentally make a wish

you accedentally make a wish for not being invincible.while talkting to a friend you tell him your invincable so, he asks so you ever want to not be invincable? you say hahahahahahah i wish XD then your not invincable and you find that a random dude enters and shoots you and your freind ..... then steals your wallet HAHA!

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You set yourself up.

"then any properties of the pebble that you may deem harmful to me stay, and are not nulled"
Because of this, the pebble, which you didn't know is unbeleivably dense (millions of times the biggest black hole) sucks in you and your galaxy and squeezes you into gory juice. You are now dead.

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Your fingers break from

Your fingers break from typing that long post.

The pebble goes evil and kills everyone you love.

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"Nothing will happen to me

"Nothing will happen to me before I get this pebble, which will appear in my outstretched hand one second after this wish is made."

"As long as this pebble exists, I cannot be harmed, physically, emotionally, spiritually, physically, etc. by any corruptions made by this wish"

Both of those were in the wish. The first one nulls my fingers breaking, since that is before me getting the pebble

The second one is also nulled, since that would hurt me emotionally

Nice try though. Don't worry, it IS corruptible. I noticed some loopholes I didn't quite cover after I had posted this, and I decided to just leave them in to see if anybody could find them

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Yeah it weighs about 5

Yeah it weighs about 5 tonnes, it constantly weighs you down and you can't move, you won't die be you still feel hunger, thirst and cokd etc.

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Unh-unh.

"As long as this pebble exists, I cannot be harmed, physically, emotionally, spiritually, physically, etc. by any corruptions made by this wish" nulls that -- try putting something of five tons weight on yourself without physical (speaking of which, you put that there twice, Icalasari) damage.

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my wish is.....

i wish i was invincable nothing can harm me before or after this wish so i cant be harmed in any way shape or form of damage and if i choked on somthign it whould teleport out of my throat same if its poison i can never be crippled in any way

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my wish

I wish for a sandwich with lettuce tommato bannana peppers turkey ham american cheese and 3 wishes after i eat it. The sandwich will turn to a liquid as i chew so i cannot choke on it. It is holy ensuring i goto heaven when i naturally die.the sandwich being holy can not harm me or others i am the only one knowing of this sandwich. the wishes are pure and cannot harm anyone unless SPECIFIED. the sandwich neve goes bad after eating the sandwich i am invulnearable to every form of damage except for natural death like old age. the sandwich does not make me age fast or slow unless SPECIFIED in a wish and nothing happens to me before my sandwich making me die while eating it. it makes everyone love me so they would not kill me and i can cure any illness by sacraficing a year of my life for up to 5 TIMES and i cannot end my life this way i MUST die of old age

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loop hole!

you say no one knows about it but they can find it and lets say the sandwhich gets eaten by everyone till on wishes for ultimit sestruction and since he knows others are invincable he wish for every one except him not to have invincability before wishing for every one to die.

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Fail

That is thte wonder of it i eat a bite when i get it giving me my first wish what would i do? well i would wish i was the only one allowed to eat it see i think i got t down

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I wish

for a person to find a loophole in this wish.

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*tries to grant wish*

*tries to grant wish* *fails*

I wish for the genie granting this wish to die.

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I wish for...

I wish for a quarter, one 25 cent piece, yes it is currency, a regular metal quarter like all others. The quarter is real and was made in the U.S. mint. I receive the quarter with no problems what-so-ever. The weight and size and all details of the quarter are as all U.S. quarters are. 
The quarter never changes in any way, stay the same as it was when i received it. I don't try to eat the quarter or misuse it, i dont spend it and i keep it with me at all times

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the quarter floats

The quarter floats up into space and the wieght was no differnt because it was uber hacked .

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huh?

but its a normal quarter that never changes, so unless all other quarters ever made are uber hacked, then mine wasnt uber hacked

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lol

yeah i know i couldnt think of anything else

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but

your pockets have a holes in them so the quarter falls in to a gutter (if its in your hand you drop it)

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I wish...

I wish for universal peace with anything living or dead!!!!! (Who wouldn't?)

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it works

your universal peace works and every body is at peace but then KABLOOM the universe blows up from boredem

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I wish...

I wish I had the ability change my physical gender at will.

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Nah.