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Format:
Subject: You know you've been on World of Minecraft too long when...
Body: [Reason why]
Example:
When you try to /mute people in real life
Go!
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I sometimes do that accdentally since I'm so used to it after I play Minecraft too much. D:
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So true. On chat stuff I was alwasys typing t lol
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you think about ways to make everything you see using 1x1 blocks.
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You know you've been on World of Minecraft too long when...
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Been there, several times. Keep having dreams about this contest D:
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...I dreamt I was promoted to builder rank. Looks like my dream came true... sorta.
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If your addicted to Minecraft, you don't sleep.
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you have hallucinations of triddin assigning you your back garden.
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You begin demoting your friends to acquaintances in real life...
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it is the only thing you do besides go to school.
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triddin tries to no clip through the curb in the underground carpark :P
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You look at your stomach and go /fill instead of getting off your ass and makin something.
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you've had too much Nutella.
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You know you've been on World of Minecraft too long when...
...you try and make blocks (or destroy them) out of thin air in real life.
You know you've been on World of Minecraft too long when...
...you're thirsty and you say /water.
You know you've been on World of Minecraft too long when...
...you hallucinate that everything is block-based (with all the blocks from Minecraft) and everyone looks like custom skins for Minecraft, while you try and say /tp *someone's name* to get to people fast and you think you can just walk through people.
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you move all the way up to admin rank and get demoted back to square 1
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1)You hit the escape key before clicking on anything else...
2)You talk to more people in game than out...
umm those probably weren't that good but hey
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You break something and think you get demoted to spectator.
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you say /rollback so your girlfriend doesn't get pregnant.
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You ask a friend to promote you to admin
You can't be bothered to get up so you try to destroy the cat and rebuild closer.
You try and play spleef. And fall off and break your neck.
You build a house of building blocks.
You try to make your lego float
...running out of ideas...
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...you switch between "servers" and continue on building whatever you were building.
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...you nag your superiours to make you a builder.
...the lightbulb blows and you try to fly up to fix it.
...you go to the museum and expect a loading screen.
Actually, come to think of it...
How many World of Minecraft users does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the server changes it automatically.
EDIT: "You try to make your lego float" - so true.
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... you start making designs in immunology lectures
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... you constantly change the interface for your plot of land to make a "Theme" to it
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Being promoted to Admin constitutes as your life's greatest accomplishment.
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"im doing a project for world history. we must build and label a castle,
i figured i dont want to buy crap to build with so i went ahead and got
permission to build and show my castle using minecraft......i need thos
fly hacks!"
f***in classic!
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.....("im doing a project for world history. we must build and label a castle,
i figured i dont want to buy crap to build with so i went ahead and got
permission to build and show my castle using minecraft......i need thos
fly hacks!" - 0neWingedAngel on his project that passed him sophomore year
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You stop playing, and go back to using legos!
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you look at your annoying sister and try to type !voteban
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When you loose most of your friends and do not move from your seat to even eat on the weekends.
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You post to a 'You know you have been on World of Minecraft too long when...' list.
(SOMEONE had to do it, it's a law!)
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when you try to fly hack off a building
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you try to noclip out of jail after being arrested for aggravated assault and battery.
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...you see a mushroom and eat it, thinking it will restore your "health bar."
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...You make a model of a Pibb Xtra can just too pass the time
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... wait. when did i even leave my MC screen? I had stuff to build!
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...You address your friend as a lowly "member"
...When you look down at your feet, and hallucinate a block of whatever.
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you see there is light coming in your window and you
realize you've been playing it for more than 6 hours...
you press "t" when you want to send somthing...
you press "Esc" after you make that message...
you think if your friends are online during the day...
Lolz =P
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You see a pig and try to hit it and get a mushroom
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When you think you can't crawl in real life.
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you say "/water" too get water instead of paying for it.
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When you try and triple jump to get on top of your house.
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when you've killed someone and try to hide the body by punching the ground
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you realize you've lost fifteen pounds and grown a beard since the last time you left the computer
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You look at graffiti and try to do a /whodid
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you think: MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT
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you see a football and say /kick football
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...you believe you can survive a car crash by eating a mushroom after.
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You try to noclip through a wall to wag school.
(Or bunk off or whatever)
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You wake up in the morning, and your mind is running slow. So you try to turn down the fog to speed up your brain.
...You jump off your house, not thinking you'll get hurt.
...Water floats.
...Lava is something you can swim in.
...You start realizing 20 year olds are buying all the LEGOs at Wal-Mart, and not 12 year olds.
...You completely forgot that the game isn't actually a sandbox game, and is meant to be an RPG
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You see a burglar and call the police to /spectate them.
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...okay, so I'll put this sponge block here to keep it dry while putting the finishing touches, then I'll make the roof, remove most of the sponges, and have an underwater house!
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Your level of detail goes to houses that are perfect height to barely clear your head, beds that are 1/2 you height and have no covers, stone pillows, and torches for light. You have no doors, only openings.
OR
You spend time posting about how you spend too much time on it.
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When you find an aquarium and /fill it with water.
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you are tirsty and try to type /water
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when you say the burj khalifa is high of 828 cube instead of meters XD
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...yu say /mute to ur sister
... when you try to "demote" friends
... when do something wrong and try to fix it with /rollback
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you look outside and realise it's the next morning.
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you know your on World of Minecraft too long when:
you strart rhinking how your house and garden would look in mincraft style...
(had that one :S)
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...you try to push someone slowly by walking into them. (actually had that once)
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...you grab a sword and crossbow and guard your front door at night
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You visualize your In game friends in RL as they look in MC
You look at tiles as think about Minecraft
You Visualize rooms made in the Minecraft Blocks..
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you break up your messages into short one line parts, to the point where you will send up to 20 messages to get your point across
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Im looking the z button to fly to america
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you put your guests in a cerntain place of your house and ask if they want to register on worldofminecraft.com
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you stand on a couch while watching snow on a T.V. with no attena or program box
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You are scared of going out-side at night.
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When it's been 1 year 6 weeks.
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In your dreams everything sudenly turns into blocks.
(I dreamed about Bioshock and this happened, Best.Dream.Ever.)
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Whenever you see your girlfriend panties you freak out as if you were to find diamond :D
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You try to go into a Volcano to find Gold and Diamonds...
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you finnaly get bored of playing mineraft. so you look for a creeper and a skeleton to get a record for your jukebox.
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You aren't surprised to see a floating block of stone and grass with a tree on it 30 blocks above the ground.
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... you try to put coal on a stick
... you continuously hit stuff, thinking that it will break
... you try to put wood to make a workbench
... you try to /home to go home
... you keep weapons at every part of your house
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you dress up as ur custom skin everyday
you punch you door trying to open it
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...There's a large white spot on your otherwise blue wall and you think "I'll just copy the blue color and paste it over that white spot!" and then criticizing yourself for not doing it earlier because it's so easy before suddenly realizing that you're talking to yourself about an REAL WALL in your room
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you stop playing turn off the computer,leave for like 2 seconds, then come back and start playing it again.
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you do /tel and say somting of do /ignore whent you want someone to shut up
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you cant find the start menu button
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u try to punch a tree and it hurts
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You know you haven't been on World of Minecraft too long when you bump old topics...
WoM Coins: 6
... you type "t" to talk in these comment boxes, AND/OR on irc!