Steal the Diamond 3
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I want to start the steal the diamond game again cause the original post is not really a game anymore cause there have been too many "wins".

So I'm starting the game again and it's the third "steal the diamond" game. :)

These are the rules and what you do in the game-

1. A person has the diamond and does something with it.

2. You have to say you stole it from them or whatever and you hide it.

3. To win, we have to make it anywhere past the 100th comment.

4. Do NOT spam!

5.There is no 5th rule.

I'll start it now-

I grab the diamond off the ground and teleport to the The Nether and make an obsidian shield around me.

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Diamond

I teleported to Nether digged hole under you (you said you built shield around you, not under you), killed you with my awesome diamond sword, stole diamond, build base under lava in nether and put diamond in my underwear (I am guy).

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ice

i go to the nether with a load of ice so that i can place it to make water, turn all the lava into obsidian, slowly mine through it until i reach your base, fill that with water to drown you, i then drain that and take the diamond.

after this i take the diamond out of the nether and sit on top of a mountain with a bow and chests full of arrows to shoot anything that comes near

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herobrine and enderman are my bodyguards

i call herobrine and enderman to murder you up and i hide the diamond in a base where its full of traps

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Notch

I call Notch to teleport the diamond to me, then surround me with a Bedrock shield, with an obsidian floor

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I use the powerglove mod to

I use the powerglove mod to instantly break the obsidian. I slap Samis in the face and take the diamond.

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Oh yeah? Well, take this.

I used l33t h4x and slapped you to another dimension, taking the diamond before that. I then make millions of diamond duplicates, and put them in my uber epic hat that has lasers, a flamethrower, jet-powered toilet, has heat-seeking missiles, a mute button and makes PEW PEW PEW sounds at 100 trillion decibels, deafening anything or anyone that comes near me. I also have a 1080 degree repulsive forcefield and use l33t h4x to make the diamond re-duplicate itself everytime a diamond has been removed.

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I can see past the illusions

I can see past the illusions created by the confusion of Skyara's post, and just take the diamond while he isn't looking.

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i jump on daye and slap him

i jump on daye and slap him with a trout then steal the diamond and run away back to the real world, hiding somewhere...but where? O.o

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You can't fool me, bingbing

I /hug bingbing12twa, sabotaging her with my army of trained cave spiders.  I then throw the diamond into a hole in the deep, dark, bottomless void.

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facepalm.

I steal Skyara's l337 h4x and dive down into the void and grab it back from you. I then tunnel deep into the earth and use advanced redstone technology to hide myself in a 1x1x2 room with a diamond sword and chainmail armor awaiting someone to dare and steal it from me.

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i use multiplayer commands

i use multiplayer commands mod and go into god mode spawn a dimond sword and kill u take the dimond and put it in my seceret sky fortress thats guarded by endermen creepers herobrine and israphel.

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Hm..

I come in an invisibility cloak and plant tnt all around your fortress and then right before you blow up I make away with the diamond in an underground base surrounded by bedrock  :D and i wait with a diamond sword!

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Hm..

I come in an invisibility cloak and plant tnt all around your fortress and then right before you blow up I make away with the diamond in an underground base surrounded by bedrock  :D and i wait with a diamond sword!

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Well

I make and use a mode that allows me to break the bedrock, then i use my infiniye duribility diamond armour and sword to pwn you. Then i teleport to the farlands and hide under the world

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hmmm

i teleport to the farlands and pour lava on lister101 to kill him

i then take the diamond and lag out from spending too much time in the farlands

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I think this wins :)

I hack the server, steal the diamond, ban everyone from the server and eat it.

Muahahahahaha, dhall10

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Heres how to counter that...

I hack your computer, ban you from the server, unban everyone else, but give myself the diamond before banning you. Afterwards, I place the diamond in a chest that's in one of 5 places: a castle the size of a biome, under the ocean, in a lava flood, in a spot only reachable by digging straight down, or in the Aether, one block before you fall to Minecraftia. I dare someone to top this!

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Here I go again!

I use l33t h4x and create clones of myself, sending them to the 5 places you mentioned. I then retrieve the diamond and destroy it, making everyone lose the game ^^

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/give DayeAndNight

/give DayeAndNight 264

/noclip
What now?

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/tp dayeandnight264 kill u

/tp dayeandnight264 kill u and take it to a castle of more creeps and weirdos and bribe the king to get his gays to fight for me

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asdf

I use my supreme super overworld ruler of the moon powers to make aragorn1221 explode from the inside out and splatter 1337 everywhere.  Then I steal the diamond.

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rawr.

I mined another diamond then logged out. Do I win?

TROLLJK
I used my supreme super underworld ruler of the sun powers to make aragorn1221 explode from the outside in and splatter l33t's everywhere. Then I keel you and steal the diamond.

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HA

I tnt all over the place.... you die... i take diamond >:D

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REVENGE!

i call notch to delete all the accounts in minecraft except mine and his. I steal the diamond adn i give the dimaond to notch and tell him to destroy the login and the register button in minecarft.net and make a lot of diamonds and keep the orgiinal diamond in the safe place.
forget about the spelling mistakes

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haha

i use my forum mod abilities to change every post to say that i have the diamond, i then start walking in a random direction for a very long time

(i cant be bothered to change all the posts)

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i use /fly find u and kill u

i use /fly find u and kill u then i call notch get him to make it back in to ore and hid it somewhere in the nether void

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well

i bought the nether, so i control the void, send the diamond flying back up towards me, take it, and melt into the nether >:D

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Here comes the MTM...

I send the most elite squad of my bankers, the MTM (Minecraft Tax Masters) take foreclosure on the nether, buy all the other voids, and hide diamonds in 10 places. What, you thought i would tell you where they were? I give you a hint: you need the moon, aether, and increased sky limit mods to find them.

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ok i buy stocks

on minecraft world then take the diamond and put it in a locked chest >:D

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I happen to be a Server Op

I happen to be a Server Op and take the Diamond out, and then I make it into a diamond shovel.

Does this mean it is Steal diamond shovel #1 now?

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Ezio

I bring friggin' Ezio to the fight and assassinate Errbay. I knock Ezio out (don't ask how) and take his hidden blades just in case.

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DIAMONDS

i come and break the obsidian with a gun shoot him shove it up his azz and shoot and bring chuck norris to just in case you dont watch out and we go to are hideout and duplicate using l33t h4x and make tons of tons of diamond stuff mwahahahahahahahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha

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well what happens is

I nuke your hideout, and as diamonds are meant to be really hard, it survives so I take the diamonds and ride a pig to infinity and beyond.

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Wait a sec..

I didn't post that in THIS steal the diamond >:O

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heh

You and a group of your nerds fall in a pit of dynamite and die. THE END :)

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haha

i build the portal go to the nether i place down tnt  and go under ground  i come up jump up on the obsidan shield break it down stab you take diamond and put it in the mountain of herbrine lol *calls enderman* take those humans out muhahaha

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Orly?

GET 50 mill nukes and nuke the whole world and travel to another dimension with my huge Star-ship and drink Heineken  with the aliens and all laugh about this

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xD

xD

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Nope

I rewind the time with my time-machine thing, hook up on the star-ship, climb onboard, steal the diamond without anyone who sees me. Then I go flying (there is no grav in space), to the sun, open a hidden door behind lava, and stay in my bedrock home with the door locked.

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winrar!!!

I use my epic guest power to take the diamond from you (secretly) then I hide behind moujave (Good luck getting past him). And I once again, are an epic guest. WINRAR!

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DONE!

I get Notch to kill moujave i then kill you with a Thunderbolt i ''Borrowed'' From thor, I then take the diamond and Then Log out of the game!
Easy as that Logic. i logged out with the diamond in my inventory so the only way you could get the diamond would be to have me log in.
SO HA i then ring whoever started the post on the phone number 123458463453 That i randomly coded on my number pad And say to stop the game because i am epic and have LOGIC!

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Not finished

I will call all the Mojangs who made minecraft and to kill you. after that i would tell Notch to banned you (and everyone in minecraft, xcept the youtube minecrafters) so that you and everyone else in this forums would never beat me ! muahaha!!!