You don't eat, don't use the bathroom, and barley sleep for 3 days, then you do it all in 5 minuites, and back to minecraft.

for lunch you eat an apple covered with a thick layer of gold, a pork chop that looks like a turd, and milk out of a bucket.

1. You continually refresh Notch's blog for the latest post about the next compatability-breaking update.
2. You wear a diaper to increase time between bathroom breaks.
3. You begin to panic when you black screen for more than 10 seconds.
4. You go to bed in minecraft when you're tired in real life.
5. You haven't eaten or slept in 24 hours.
6. You just sit down to mine a few blocks and look up to realize its already been 4 hours.
7. If you've completed the 404 challenge more than once.
8. You refresh the mod page hoping for a new mod update to reflect Notch's latest update.
9. You google "Minecraft addiction".
10. The only time you see your friends is in-game.
11. You worry about server griefing while you're offline.
12. You get excited when Notch releases a demo video about the next update.
13. You begin dreaming about blocks.
14. You see a dark area in the kitchen and have the urge to put a torch there.
15. You smack snow with a shovel and half-expect snowballs to pop out.
16. You make a website about Minecraft addictions.
17. You see fog and think about hitting "F"
18. You look at every building in real life and start seeing it as blocks and measuring it.
19. You get coal as a gift and think its a good thing.
20. You are referred by people in real life by your Minecraft nickname.
21. When you're in public and you hear "ssssss" and you yell "CREEPER!!!"
22. When you watch too many "Let's Play's" and you begin commentating every move you make.
23. You are afraid of the dark because you think mobs will spawn.
24. Your body parts start getting blocky.
25. You forget to feed your real dog, because you were too busy feeding your pack of virtual dogs...
26. You hate it when people ask you to eat while playing Minecraft
27. When it's dark, you try to place a torch.
28. You re-create your town in Minecraft and live your life in there.
29. You break all the bones in your hand due to attempting to open doors by punching them.
30. You see some pesky trees in your yard and think, "I really wish I at least had my wooden axe right now."
31. You see a stray dog and think, "Dangitt why didn't I bring my bones with me!"
32. You use Minecraft as a model maker for your dream home/city. (We all have dreams you know)
33. You hear someone go Uggghh, and you tell your friend, "I think that guy over there is a zombie. Do you have your sword on you?"
34. You see a beautiful landmark and think, "I bet I could make a cool
    version of that in Minecraft." And later that night you put a scale
    replica in you town and say,"Yep, that is as cool as the real Washington
    Monument."
35. You see one of those commercial where you sell your used gold for
    cash, and think, "No way! I'm saving my gold for power rails!"
36. You're hungry and you think, "Man, I wish I could find a pig right now."
37. You tested 99% positive for minecraft addiction.
38. You have submitted over 11 Minecraft addiction jokes to this website. (To whom I thank very much. --Drise)
39. You try to punch your way through a tree.
40. You start wondering who people on a server really are.
41. You begin to view the world as Minecraft.
42. You punch a tree 5 times hoping it yields some wood.
43. You try to start a new world IRL because you fell.
44. You walk into a jewelry store in think "Dang, whish I had a workbench, and a pickaxe".
45. You hear creeper or zombie noises when you wake up in the middle of the night.
46. You wonder why a thing doesn't break as easy as in minecraft and why real life is harder.
47. You start drawing creeper faces everywhere.
48. You know more about minecraft, than you do in your classes
49. You suffer from the tetris effect.
50. You watch Ultimate Survival and Think "I could do alot better"

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your halloween costume is herobrine

:D

When you start dreaming of minecraft...WHILE YOUR AWAKE!

When you start dreaming of minecraft...WHILE YOUR AWAKE!

When you see someone with no legs you yell "CREEPER!" and grab a diamond sword to kill them.

1.When you see a spider in your room your search under your bed and in the cupboards for a mob spawner.

When you listen to 1 hour of "I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE I'M DIGING A HOLE"

You are addicted to Minecraft if you run away from your dog when its about to get hit by a car, hoping it will teleport to you.

Post videos on youtube about specifically minecraft.

you play instead of doing two 2-page papers due TOMORROW! (not a good idea as I have discovered)

when you see several pieces of wood on the floor and you want to craft something out of them.

You die, and then panic when you realise that you can't find your drops.



In real life.

You think mobs will spawn in your room at night because it's pitch black.
You try to open a door by punching it.
You try to take a nap at midday, but your head keeps telling you that you can only sleep at night.

IRL

1 your fist can break trees :O

2  lots of monsters

3 just plain ADDICTING

When you try to right click objects

you go in the forest and try to build a house